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no but im gonna shoot someone cuz i just got my PEs and i cant ride them cuz my brakes arent wide enough, i have to buy new bindings.

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or you could bend them to fit you stupid mutherfucker

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wait..... or you could just get wider brakes... god dammit kids are fucking stupid

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easy buddy ya I had the same problem with my pe's just heat of the brakes with a thorch and bend then

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^ that is a smart kid, good work....

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so would i, so would i.....

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It is a little difficult, but let me try here. Okay, are you with me? You grab the one side of your brake with your right hand, wait! Oh shit, I forgot. Sit down and stretch on your floor for a good ten minutes. Make sure to loosen up those arms nice and good. This might be hard. Okay. Again, grab one brake with your right hand and grip firmly. Place left hand upon the other side. Pull arms apart from one another slowly. After a second or two, release. Repeat process on other ski. Voila! It is done! You now have yourself and wider pair of brakes on your skis! Rejoice in your ability to overcome the seemingly impossible! Well, that, or go buy new bindings 'cause your's don't fit right. It is up to you though. Good luck.

 
ok first of all if you bend the brakes they arent as effective in stopping the ski and they will dig into the side of the ski and ruin it. secondly i cant get a new set of brakes because its not an oprion with mine. and i already broke a brake anyways.

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Dude, obviously brakes are the most important part of a binding. Wait, the whole ski. Wait, skiing.

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fuck breaks. you only need breaks if your skis come off. snowboards don't have breaks. just don't fall. or if you suck and fall all the time just crank them to 14 or as high as they go so they don't come off. problem solved, no run away skis.

( you might blow both your knees instead, but like dude said above me breaks are the most important part of skiing fuck your knees )

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haha yeah, brakes are worthless. as long as something touches the snow (other than your base) when your bindings release you'll be fine.

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although I did see a ski come off a kid at pc on the first jump. it then traveld like 1 or 2 hundred yards, hit the second table, went off the take off for a sexchange rail then travel another 200 yards go off the third tables lip rool over the back side of the jump and come to a stop at my feet. this is not a joke.

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fuck the original question, this one is at least TWICE as much better as that one!

reminds me of zoolander..

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Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure your brakes will work just fine if you bend them to fit:)Or, you can buy new ones that will be hella big, or just sit your gear against the wall, don't use it and just whine how your shit doesn't work. Your choice, but personally, I'd just bend the brakes like I have done on my last four pair of skis.

 
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