Alright, if you want a serious response, here it is.
My rant was not entirely directed at you. You just happened to be a bit lazy and asking me what I was offering. I was more or less, calling out this thread as a whole because it has continued to be cluttered with more bullshit than giving.
My original post was on Page 2 I believe. If you did read through the thread, you missed it.
I am giving away a Subaru T-shirt and a Subaru Flex Fit hat to the first person that can correctly list both sizes.
Congratulations to you, asshole!
Happy yet?