Paul Martin is no friend of mine

wrenegade

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This is an email that was sent to me, and for those who haven't seen it, its just more reason (as if you didn't have enough) NOT to vote for Paul Martin.

Hello.

My name is Alan Robberstad

I am a Canadian.

One voter out of millions of Canadian voters.

Paul Martin is no friend of mine

Liberal governments have not made my life any better.

Liberal governments have made the future worse for my children.

Jean Chretien and the Liberal Party became Prime Minister many years

ago.

Guess who was the Liberal Finance Minister.....Paul Martin...

LEST WE FORGET

Since 1993:

(1) My taxes have increased.

(2) My family's share of the national debt has increased.

(3) My personal expenses have increased.

(4) My waiting time to see a doctor has increased.

(5) My concerns for my family's safety have increased.

(6) My costs to educate my children have increased.

(7) Government interference in my life has increased.

(8) My personal debt has increased.

(9) My income has stayed more or less the same.

(10) My savings have decreased.

(11) The buying power of my dollar, in Canada, has decreased.

(12) The value of my dollar, in the U.S., has decreased .

(13) My trust of elected officials has decreased.

(14) My trust in the justice system has decreased.

(15 )My trust in the immigration system has decreased.

(16) My hope that a Liberal won't waste my tax dollars has decreased.

(17 )My dreams for a better future for my kids, in Canada, have

disappeared.

That is my story since the Liberals came to power.

I am not voting for Paul Martin's Liberals.

I am voting against Paul Martin and his Liberal Party on June 28, 2004.

I am voting for Stephen Harper and the Conservative Party.

Do I like the Conservatives?

Not particularly......I don't really like Politics.

I am not political by nature.

I am not passionate about politics.

I am a middle age guy (48).

I live in a small house on a fairly quiet street in Edmonton.

I have a wife, Kathy, and two children (ages 19 and 17).

I have no pets.

I am a middle class man.

I don't usually say too much.

Until now.

Now I am going to say something!

In 35 of the past 37 years, Canada has been ruled by:

(1) Pierre Trudeau - a multi-millionaire lawyer from Quebec.

(2) Brian Mulroney - a multi-millionaire lawyer from Quebec.

(3) Jean Chretien - a multi-millionaire lawyer from Quebec.

(4) And now we are going to vote for Paul Martin???? - a

multi-millionaire

lawyer from Quebec???

The leader of the Conservative party, Stephen Harper, is:

(1) Not a lawyer.

(2) Not a multi-millionaire.

(3) Not from Quebec.

Stephen Harper says that the Conservative party will:

(1) Reduce my taxes.

(2) Pay off the national debt as fast as they can.

(3) Shrink the size and influence of the federal government.

That's good enough for me.

I'm going to give the Conservative party a chance with my vote.

But wait!

Paul Martin is now saying the same thing.

My mother told me forty years ago:

'Fool me once - shame on you.

Fool me twice - shame on me!'

The Liberals have had 34 years to be financially responsible.

Remember, Jean Chretien was Trudeau's Finance Minister.

Remember also, Paul Martin was Jean Chretien's Finance Minister

These people have been raising my taxes for thirty four years.

They have been mis-spending my tax dollars for 34 years.

34 years!

And now Paul Martin says he'll stop taxing and spending.

No way.

wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty

 
well thats its, I'm voting conservative party for sure.. even though I live in the US.

'No its okay, I'm shaved' White Women

'I heard of Trimin the hedges, but you done scorched the earth..' Dave Chapelle.

patj
 
^lol

Yeah I read that same article.

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
Well, I feel the need to respond to this individual.

Hello, Alan Robberstad. You're painfully ignorant.

The leader of the Conservative party, Stephen Harper, is:

(1) Not a lawyer.

(2) Not a multi-millionaire.

(3) Not from Quebec.

Neither am I. Can I be PM now?

You say:

(1) My taxes have increased.

-Yep, these will go down if the cons get in.

(2) My family's share of the national debt has increased.

-If you have aproblem with this, you certainly should not be voting conservative. Their fiscal policy is a joke.

(3) My personal expenses have increased.

-See the above.

(4) My waiting time to see a doctor has increased.

-Again, if health care is a big issue for you, con is NOT the party for you. Guess what the first area of funding on the chopping block will be when Harper figures out he's short 50 billion dollars?

(5) My concerns for my family's safety have increased.

-Not sure if any party will assuage your paranoia, buddy... but if we start going to war alongside the U.S., you'll have a lot more to worry about in that respect, just as they do.

(6) My costs to educate my children have increased.

-Costs to educate your children? Excuse me? Do you send them to private schools? Inferior education for more money... yeah, you're bright. What you should be worried about is the decline in the QUALITY of their education that will come about under a Harper government... education is far from a high priority for the cons.

(7) Government interference in my life has increased.

-I don't know what to do with this one.... you feel they've been spying on you, or something? If the government is interfering with you, maybe you should stop doing illegal things, because that's the only situation that I can think of that would explain this comment.

(8) My personal debt has increased.

See my 2nd comment. Debt reduction is a high priority for both the Liberals and Conservatives; however, Harper is living in an economic dreamworld and isn't exactly trustworthy where finance is concerned.

(9) My income has stayed more or less the same.

-How the hell do you blame the government for THAT? Take some responsibility for your own life... Jesus.

(10) My savings have decreased.

-Stop spending so much money. See my last comment.

(11) The buying power of my dollar, in Canada, has decreased.

-Uh, wrong. Considering what's been going on in the U.S., it's not doing badly at all.

(12) The value of my dollar, in the U.S., has decreased.

-Again, see above.

(13) My trust of elected officials has decreased.

-And yet you trust HARPER!?! Wow... politicians in general aren't trustworthy... but you'd have to be an idiot to believe that that man will come through on half of what he's promised.

(14) My trust in the justice system has decreased.

-Can we have an example of why, perhaps, rather than an arbitrary assertion? I can't say i agree with this.

(15 )My trust in the immigration system has decreased.

-Yes, I'm so with you here... damn those chinks, japs, towelheads etc.! This is a white nation! What are they doing letting these impure breeds in here? Does this guy have ANY credibility?

(16) My hope that a Liberal won't waste my tax dollars has decreased.

-But aircraft carriers strikes you as a great way to spend tax dollars. Please, think about what you're saying.

(17 )My dreams for a better future for my kids, in Canada, have

disappeared.

-Good point, let's make fantastical promises with no basis on reality, buy up weapons, go to war and entertain backwards notions of moral value. That sounds hopeful.

All in all, I can't say it surprises me that this guy claims not to be 'political by nature'... he hasn't got a clue what he's talking about. Just another blind idiot, voting without thinking, hoping things will get better when in fact they'll only get worse. Please, take an interest, use your brain and you'll be forced to face reality: Harper is lying to you.

PS, I'd also appreciate it if people, in future, refrained from using 'lest we forget', a term honouring the dead allied soldiers over two world wars, as a slogan to advance their political agendas. It's indefensibly disrespectful.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

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To summarize:

Who would you rather trust? The Liberal finance minister who brought us balanced budget after balanced budget, and even surpluses that cover the so called 'scandals' that the Conservatives are harping about these days. Or, a man with little political experience other than doing a very half assed job at being the leader of the official opposition(proof? Where was he when it was time to question the spending programs that lead to those 'scandals?), and who's been part of a radical group known the National Citizen's Coalition?

How about this: Do you really want someone who quotes Fraser Institute figures as gospel to be your next prime minister? I certainly hope not.

That being said, you're best off voting for a party you actually believe in. That means going out and studying every party platform, and then making an informed decision based on factors that are important to you. If everyone did that, rather than voting out of fear, or spite, maybe our democracy wouldn't be so broken.

Freezy deletes all my posts because he doesn't like me, so I suggest you message him to make him stop.
 
This may be politically ignorant thing to say but... I am sick of multimillionaire lawyers from Quebec.

Hey Jesus, did you order a cab? -Robin Williams

there's a war going on? I better grab my gat, I wasn't aware. -Ghostdragon

Armada

 
while political and economic conservatives ( not the conservative public) are often (not always) level headed and logical... theyre also just as often complete assholes. for example: some guy in the newspaper. he wrote about why oil isnt going to disappear and why we dont need to worry about it at all. market economies will solve all ofour problems because when it gets too hard to make oil, well just make something better. never mind air and water pollution. its the same as that simpsons where the frogs invade town and then they let snakes go after them... and then mongooses after them etc....

um but yeah, i dont like the concept of exploitation in general and like to keep it to a minimum.

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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
 
let me just mention that a conservative government will set the marijuana movement in canada back 15 years.

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Haha fucking Liberal’s called my house yesterday, wondering if I was going to vote for the Liberal party. I told them wear to shove it!

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
Piot... not to mention throwing the abortion issue back 50 years.

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And I'm a pacifist / So I can fuck your shit up

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So Stephen Harper NOT being from Quebec is a reason you will vote Conservative... wow I thought it wasn't true that Anglos are against quebecers.

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'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
 
thank you veteran, because of that you have changed my mind. of course, because you ahve so much power over me, since hes no friend of yours, he shouldnt be a friend of mine. i think im going to vote opposition then.. but wait, wont the same things happen if they get elected, or better yet, DIFFERENT things will go wrong. i guess the only answer is not to vote at all.. well thats too bad. Good day.

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

Me 'hey, theres a lot of clean people in there that i dont recognize.. must be tourists'

 
not voting in my oppion makes you a non-person who deserves to be oppressed by draconian politicians. vote, even if it's for an independent or green or whatever.

you can't tell us we can't sell Pent House in Abbotsford!
 
I''d vote liberal they are the lesser of two evils, even though they have done some stuff i don't agree with in the past but it is nothing compared to what would happen if the conservatives were elected into power.

-Ryan
 
im gona say it again. if your mad at the liberls (even if the scandal was an isolated incident) then vote for ndp... or just vote for liberals, so canada actually stays diferent then the us.

 
^ shut up guy the USA is the greatest nation in the world and we shoudl all strive to be like them!

::sarcasm::

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psst. westcoast, i was being sarcastic.

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

Me 'hey, theres a lot of clean people in there that i dont recognize.. must be tourists'

 
ok, here's the deal. FUCK OFF. how many people in here work as a campaigner? exactly, then stop fucking working for your candidates and let people vote the way they want to. for christs sake, do you think your ignorant whining is going to change my mind? just stop it. this is useless.

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

Me 'hey, theres a lot of clean people in there that i dont recognize.. must be tourists'

 
its called having a conversation about politics, if u dont liek it get the fuck out.

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its not having a conversation. the thread was just bashing paul martin, thats all. and at one point, i did contribute to threads like these on ns. but its useless. and i dont like to type long messages like that.

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

Me 'hey, theres a lot of clean people in there that i dont recognize.. must be tourists'

 
'Do I like the Conservatives?

Not particularly......I don't really like Politics.

I am not political by nature.

I am not passionate about politics.'

This whole thing is amusing, really. I was one of those kids that read the newspaper and went along with my parents to vote as early as grade 5. I used to think I'd vote in every election and strongly supported the conservatives. I have seen the Canadian government's age-old battle between the grits and tories. Just trust me when I say that one is no better than the other. Vote all you want, if not this election I'm sure in the next the Liberals will have a spectacular Mulroney-esque political meltdown in the polls. Speaking of which, do you remember when Mulroney handed Kim Campbell the sinking ship called the Conservative party in a last ditch effort to try to save face in an election everyone knew would be a blow-out? Cretien has just done the same thing. The shoe is simply on the other foot.

Anywho, vote in your darling Conservatives, but just know that they've shit the bed before and they'll do it again. The real problem lies in the whole underlying political system in Canada. Canadian voters are like rats gnawing on an electrical cord, they keep getting zapped but they just keep on chewing. Alternative parties get no attention because 'people dont trust them'. All I gotta say is I'd vote for a chimpanzee before I'd ever cast a vote for a Liberal, Conservative or NDP candidate again. How much waste and abuse do you people have to see before you get fed up??? Voting in Canada is simply an indication that you are comfortable with mediocrity.

Now if you've listened to nothing else in this rant, listen to this: mark my words, in 10 years, everyone will be bitching about the Conservatives and the good old Liberals will be right there. Its been happening ever since this country has had a government. And dont give me the 'vote or you can't complain' line. I want a whole new system that stresses accountability, not just a temporary change in scenery. I'll go so far as to say if you DO vote, you have no right to complain because you have consented to and participated in a flawed system. Look at the big picture, not just the small one in front of you. bitches.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
I agree with you 221, the underlying problem is the canadian political system, but change wont come very easily. The conservatives are for a triple-E senate, and thats one thing I think must be changed, and that I hope will happen.

As for complaining, there will always be something to complain about. I hate Harper's/Torries stance on Abortion, Gay Marriage and Weed, however, I agree with him on many more issues. And in my opinion, he'll have a much easier time making the changes I want to see (more military spending, forgein affairs investment, stopping Kyoto...) than being able to get rid of a woman's right to choose.

I posted the email above to remind people what the liberals have done in the past 11 years, and by all means you can form your own opinions, you make like the things they've done. I don't, and I will vote conservative because I believe they represent a Canada that I can be MORE proud of.

wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty

 
if we dont vote for paul then harper will get in and then he'll turn canada into the us and do more and more butt fucking with bush. i wish people would vote ndp...

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i cant trust anything any of them say. hell look at Dalton McGuinty, he right out ass fucked Ontario by not coming clean with any of his promises and thats probably one reason that Paul Martin might be a little lower in the polls.

I like the green party right now...everyone else is so damn angry

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:

'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
 
'(13) My trust of elected officials has decreased.

(14) My trust in the justice system has decreased.

(15 )My trust in the immigration system has decreased.

(16) My hope that a Liberal won't waste my tax dollars has decreased.

(17 )My dreams for a better future for my kids, in Canada, have

disappeared.'

care to add some more to that?

(18) my tummy hurts

(19) my eyes are dry

(20) I'm thirsty

seriously, at least the other things on that list were well-thought, if untrue, but the last couple just seemed like they ran out of ideas

anyways, number 2 is laughable, look how much the conservatives have helped with our share of the national debt here in the US.

uhh, Youve got your skis on backwards--some old guy on the lift
 
keep in mind, this is just an email i got, i didnt write it.

and conservatives in canada are much different than republicans in the states.

wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty

 
Oh man the NDP called me while I was eating (horror of all horrors) and asked if I was voting for them. Long story short they now know I'm not voting f**cking communist.

Hey Jesus, did you order a cab? -Robin Williams

there's a war going on? I better grab my gat, I wasn't aware. -Ghostdragon

Armada

 
I can't wait for an elected senate, and the ensuing political deadlock between it and the house of commons. SICK! What a kickass idea. Proportional representation, as Germany and other countries do it, might have a chance at working though.

Freezy deletes all my posts because he doesn't like me, so I suggest you message him to make him stop.
 
proportional representation is called the house of commons.

wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty

 
Veteran, I'd like to think that you're a smarter guy than that. You might wanna go take a look at what proportional representation is, as it's a part of the Conservative Party's platform.

Freezy deletes all my posts because he doesn't like me, so I suggest you message him to make him stop.
 
my mistake, i thought you were talking about the assignment of seats.

wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty

 
We should have a system more like the states. Oh but then where would our Canadian identity go?

Our Prime Minister (whoever it will be) has more power in our country than does the President in the States. Kinda silly I think.

signatures are for pussies

 
well yes obviously. but its easier to change policy than it is the parliamentary system.

wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty

 
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