Pat's Big Air Poach

skiierman

skiierman

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Ok, so tomorrow at our amazing mountain of Pat's Peak, they're hosting a big air event that has been strictly for snowboarders only because the guy who holds it is a snowboard puritist or something. Anyways, me and my skiing bro are going to enter anyways and poach the fuck out of the jump. This should be good.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
YES! take pics and post the poaching. Its about time some skiers take it to the big bro bitch.

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
 
Yes a misty I think is in order.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
Today is the day, wish me luck.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
Shit, our mission was compromised. When we got there we got word from one of the jump builders that skiers could enter, so we signed up as skiers. We went to go pratice the jump and we got stopped by the head snowboard instructor (phil@patspeak.com) and where told skiers are not allowed and have not been since the event began 8 or so years back. Well that pissed off my partner and he took off after a nice fuck you and I couldn't find him after because of him being chased by ski patrol and the risk of being banned if caught. So after I was left alone, I told him we had plenty of interest and I'm going around him to hold our own. I headed off as soon as he was telling me how he would like to see a skier big air and a whole bunch of other fake shit like that.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
nice, i would have gotten about ten of your friends and then poached it all in a line. Doing huge daffy's and spread eagles

we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman

no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor

 
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