Pathetic

MistaSkier

MistaSkier

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This is what my school's yearbook wrote about our freeride team. It's honestly a disgrace to skiing, and whoever wrote it should die.

'Mammmoth's FreeRide team is made up of adventuresome young people with a language of their own. They are a clash of young, hip, up and comers of the freestyle skiing revolution. FreeRiding is a mix of flippy do's with peanut butter and jelly tail grabs. These youngens are so skippy with their freestyle tricks that's all that is on their minds. In between doing switch nose slippin' up the lip of a rail and bustin spinny micbobbers on the hilly to switch out and rollin in the pipe going 15 feet out and doing 9 piece mcnuggets with sweet and sour sauce these kids are unbelievable, french dippin' their fries in drippin' mustard to fakie Mc twistin' out.'

Would you like freedom fries with that?

 
What the fuck? Your school's yearbook committie needs to be shot.

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Andrew

Waffles are pengasmic

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***

 
kill dem bitches

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

oh man that's low, find whoever wrote that and key their car or some shit.

-chris
 
You are McDonalds

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$

I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

'hahah oh god lag wagon you aregetting gayer by the day' - dspin7x
 
Maybe our freeride team was sponsored by McDonald's and I just didn't know it.

Would you like freedom fries with that?

 
maybe the person was hungry?

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA THATS SO FUCKING GREAT

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch

Your Daddy works in porno, now that your mommies not around. She used to love her heroin but now shes underground.~ Guns N' Roses My Michelle
 
what the fuck !?!.. dude ur writing person is a fucking pre-school teacher on CRACK

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
haha flippy do's

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

 
show it to mcdonald's. maybe you'll get sponsored by them!

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
 
i can switch 9 piece nuggets with sweet-n-sour sauce every time. Double whopper switch ups are my fav though..

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'Make love to a Beer - you can't get it pregnant ! '
 
is that really what it was word for word, because if it is thats so pathetic

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
 
i wish my school had a freeride team, actually i don't care i graduated last week. but i thought the words they used were funny and hilarious

Seize the carp
 
Holy fuck, I actually laughed by reading something on the web. Hasnt happened in weeks. SO fucking funny. OMG, that person was fucking retarded,

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
That was awesome... dude whoever wrote that was obviously fucked out of their mind and eating some McDicks... cut them some slack... or better yet buy them fakie Big Xtra with no pickles to a revert nose-plugged with fries. Don't you hate it when your chowin down on fries... no hands steez and a whole bunch get stuck up your nose... but because your going no hands steeze you can't pull em out so you gotta suck em through your nose into your throat.... but they do get some specail sauce that way.

My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
 
thats horrible

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Accept no one's defitnition of your life: Define your self. Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim.

- Terrible One

JBarmb(lineskinj): east coast is to high strung
 
you should really find out who wrote that, so you can kill them

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......I would change schools dude......that discraces freestyle skiing...what you need to do it find everyone of those yearbooks that were sold and burn every one of them.

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***

'I swear to god if you don't open the door, I WON'T SMOKE MY WEEEEEED WITH EITHER OF YOU TWO ANYMORE!!!!!!!!'
 
That was great, souns like something my old HS yearbook staff would have come up with, and come on when you are out of HS. you will definitely remeber that piece if nothihhn else, cause thats what its about memories

Gotta Love The Midwest
 
lol....that's some funny shit

Official NS Slut

(deemed this by the Offical NS Pimp)
 
hahaha its probably a teachers peice of work

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*~*SUPER BUNNY*~*

'If you can fill the unforgiving minute,

with sixty seconds worth of distance run,

then you can have the earth and everything thats in it.' -If, Rudyard kipling
 
somebody wants their mcdonalds a little too much...

~*I'm going skiing, it's pretty weird

when I get to the top of the slopes

I look down on the mountain side

should I traverse cross country, snow plow or parallel

or hit a mogul, baby, and watch me slip and slide

I might even do some free ride*~
 
it;s prob a snowblader who wrote it no. thats fuckin disgraceful to skiing

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Are you trying to be stupid?

If I am will it get me out of class earlier?
 
it's almost a menu

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Are you trying to be stupid?

If I am will it get me out of class earlier?
 
i know its hilarious, but stop complaining. think about it, you ride at MAMMOTH.

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
 
Well Mistaskier, you have just been officially roasted.

Obviously, the yearbook interviewer, all glassy-eyed from the newschool trick terminology (that so many get all anal about), latched onto a reference to "mctwist" and ran with it.

Here's the best part: long after the Web and new school skiing, as we know it, is gone; That yearbook will still be floating around in an Archive somewhere as a permanent reminder of how much fun you had, albeit misunderstood.

Enjoy it, I sure as hell did reading it.

 
awwww

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$

I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

'hahah oh god lag wagon you aregetting gayer by the day' - dspin7x
 
that makes me hungry and pissed

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Dan Maguire

Official NS guy left in the dark

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
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