Pathetic Facebook updates.

[LivinOuttaBounZ]

I just checked my newsfeed to see what people were up to this week and found myself really annoyed by peoples stupid cries for attention. But for some reason I think its funny when I can share it. Nice red-carpet Academy Award acceptance speech, drama queen!

 

[Bateman]

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[Olimar]

bitch her out... you wont do it.

 

[Bateman]

inb4 someone tracks that person down and sends her the link for this thread.

 

[Broommasta]

cool

 

[KarmaKing]

This thread is gonna be good

 

[JzD.]

Boom

 

[theabortionator]

Anyone where people post those stupid depressing lyrics every 5 seconds. It wasn't even cool on aim, def isn't cool now when it shows up in my fucking newsfeed.

 

[Swaggermager]

Yeah that shit pisses me off haha. I'll take some screenshots when I come upon one

 

[theBearJew]

Guys, shes obviously in alot of pain. It cant be comfortable! I dont think we should be making fun of her. Shes fortunate she has true friends and family to care for her.

Vibes for a speedy recovery!

 

[.Hugo.]

posted "near Wilderness".

Haha she wouldn't last 1 day in the wilderness

 

[Bateman]

Or anything regarding 'swag'.

 

[chyu.boi]

hahahahahahah its just her fucking toe.

 

[colleenator]

this is my whole newsfeed and stupid ass quotes. my friends are notorious for quoting every fucking picture they upload.

 

[SpookyCat]

She's crying for attention and you're ignorant.

With that said, losing your big toe when you play a sport where agility and explosive movements are needed, is pretty serious. You have no clue how important volleyball is to her or how big of a role it plays in her life.

 

[Spinoza]

OP either click unsubscribe or quit whining

 

[Wompuscat]

So, serious medical issues do make you realize those things. But she hurt her fucking toe.... Oh my god, drama bomb.

 

[ski-swagga]

lol what a stupid bitch.

 

[soulskier]

i have one person on my friends list that i keep around solely to make fun of

...i need a life

 

[jayo.]

i have more than one

 

[crab_pretzel]

i have the one huuuuge attention whore friends (you know, the one who always uploads randmom pics of themselves to get compliments from people who know the person might kill themself if they dont get enough likes on a photo) who even set up something (similar to kickstarter) for friends to donate to TO PAY FOR HER COLLEGE TUITION. i mean, wtf?! as if we dont have enough expenses to worry about. this shouldnt bother me as much as it does, but whatever. it just pisses me off

 

[AaronO.]

almost everything on my newsfeed

 

[Mr.Sloth]

I love it when trashy people call each other out on Facebook and start huge shit storms. Ahhh, high school.

 

[klayer_9]

OP deactivate your Facebook. Bring you trouble, only it will.

 

[Sneaky_Aziz]

I hate it when people will call someone out on facebook, but will only refer to that person as "you". Like "you ruined my life and i can't take it anymore." Fucking grow a pair and name them.

 

[SnowshoeThompson]

 

[introvert]

Pretty much every post ever made on Facebook.

srs. Fuck facebook

 

[SnowshoeThompson]

 

[Peter.]

twitter is slowly becoming facebook too though, if you follow shitty girls

 

[FrysNation]

I like when people take pictures in the mirror while wearing sunglasses showing off there abs and flashing a gang sign

 

[profa_212]

Somebody please go troll her hard. And then post here

 

[NewEscuelers]

i like the way you have it set to pirate dialect... it makes in just a bit more interesting

 

[SnowshoeThompson]

please do.

Fun fact: she is also a stripper

 

[asfdfads]

#first world problems

 

[theabortionator]

"At the hospital...got an IV &that shit hurt . I have the best friends though "

Come on, it's a fucking IV. NBD

 

[FLBP]

"Anybody wanna talk or text on the phone all night? I'm trying to get a girlfriend.". Popped up on my newsfeed earlier.. facepalm.

 

[LivinOuttaBounZ]

Well I'm sick and tired of reading your posts with crappy grammar and improper punctuation.

 

[LIL-WAT]

 

[NPF]

i was laughing out loud in my bed at 3 in the morning reading that.... so funny

 

[theBearJew]

Did you just comment and correct her grammar?

 

[GrabsForFun]

What? I don´t even...

 

[LivinOuttaBounZ]

Here's a good one. Just put it out there, lady!

 

[Bodhisattva_]

I just started calling people out on their bullshit and most of them deleted me.

 

[LivinOuttaBounZ]

Actually, after rereading this, this one is kinda scary. Oh well, posted to NS!

 

[LivinOuttaBounZ]

Oh, I do! And then I post it here.

 

[Bodhisattva_]

They have mostly all deleted me so I don't have any to post here

 

[fujarome]

My favorite is anyone who anonymously calls people out, good or bad.

The expression "you know who you are" is pathetic.

 

[E__]

I call false.

 

[Bodhisattva_]

Post the responses then pussy

 

[Bodhisattva_]

Not a pathetic update, but I made a comment on hating it when kids wear hats to formal dances. And I got a couple typical faggot snap back wearers to reply to me.

"Maybe just style the hair so it flows with the snapback it still looks good" ..... facepalm.jpg

 

[Bateman]

people suck at life