Pat Warner Is My Idol.

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i have many idols but Pat Warner is possibly the youngest of them and this thread is specifically for people who think mr. Capurnicus himself is a cool kid

-Bon Bons

**Stept Productions**

Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake

'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
 
^^theres one of the top reasons he is the man.. including this pic of frodo himself actually skiing and being cool

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-Bon Bons

**Stept Productions**

Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake

'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
 
(sshhh, your not supposed to tell everyone teddy)

-Bon Bons

**Stept Productions**

Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake

'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
 
Yeah, obviously photoshopped... Capurnicus doesn't ski. What nonsense.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
prostitutes never have much time to ski.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Future Canadian
 
Patrick is such a prostitute, but his prices are good
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-Bon Bons

**Stept Productions**

Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake

'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
 
I had to move away from Wellesley when I was 4 due to Patrick's competition. At least here in Vermont I can be the top prostitute.

-Lauren

I dropped out of high school to ski.
 
ha ha lauren, that was good!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
now i know the reason my parents made us move from vermont.. you dirty dirty girl lauren you

-Bon Bons

**Stept Productions**

Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake

'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
 
if you're ever looking for a cheap but quality bj, patrick warner is your guy

-Bon Bons

**Stept Productions**

Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake

'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
 
i concur.. how did such love and passion for mr. frodo himself turn to talk of prostitution rings?

-Bon Bons

**Stept Productions**

Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake

'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
 
i;m honored to say that almost a year ago, at phish's 20th anniversary show, i had the privelige of seeing pat, himself, walk in front of me while i was waiting to buy a drink.

-chris
 
one of pats great quote

this picture was posted by eye*am*NAKED:

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and this was his response:

every single one of your stupid pictures has three kinds of responses

omgmaybifisaysumthingniceulltouchme13: omg hannah like seriously, you're so hot and don't wear 34 lbs of make up and so NOT a slut like fuck all these guys, i'm definitely gonna touch my penis to a 14 year old as soon as i'm done writing this comment; i think about you in the bathroom, will you rub me?

supportiveotherslut3: omg hannah fuck all these guys they just don't get how hard things are 4 u, like they don't understand, you go girl!!!!! SLUTZ 4EVA!!!!!

someonewithabrain: you're a retarded bitch

-Nick Martini

Stept Productions

go buy 'to whom it may concern'

Liberty skis

So what?..... So lets dance!
 
theres actually one more type of response.

capurnicious: meh..

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!

hehehe giggle giggle giggle


 
That was that girl's picture? Because... yeah, she might not wear 34lbs of makeup, but she sure nows how to use that brightness adjustment.

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''Are you worried that you're not cut out to be a cam whore because you look like a stretched out sack of shit? No problem, just turn up the brightness and contrast to hide your skin blemishes! Zits, black heads, and scars instantly vanish when you convince yourself that you're not a pimply-faced salad dodger by manipulating your image.''

-Maddox

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
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