PASSING URINE DRUG TEST

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SugarbushSkier

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yo I have heard that when get urine tested for marijuana, that if drop a drop or two of blood into the sample it fucks the test up and you can pass. Has anyone heard about this.

 
sounds like an urban legend to me - heard the same story about bleach.....plus wouldn't even a couple drops of blood be visible in a little piss cup? go to a head store and get one of those body flushing drinks. or just take this ^ genious's advice and ''just dont fucken drugs''

-Strode

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and depending on who you're taking the test for (job interview vs. you got in trouble) a fucked up test means you're SOL, even if you didn't test positive

-Strode

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I believe cranberry juice helps flush out your system also. But the best way to do it is strode420's advice. So, detox kit, water, and cranberry juice(maybe, research that shit)

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you could always be like pro bikers and use someone elses piss. just fill a condom with it, atach a tube to the end of the comdom with a stoper on the end. stick the condom up your ass, and run the tub along the bottom of your wang and glue it in place. then when you go you just uncork the condom tube and let her rip. a sure pass as long as you dont use piss from the oppisite sex.

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probly anything that'll make you piss a lot

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cant you take black magic and it will flush your system if u drink a lot of water. and bigcock shut up people can do whatever they want your not there fuckin mom

 
Drugs are stupid, but who gives a shit. Hey, get a lot of exersize and drink cranberry juice and get a detox thing. expensive, but if its for something legal, its worth it.

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i dont think blood would work because doesnt the THC stay in your blood longer than it does your piss?

Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
 
bigcock's awfully conservative for a guy with a name like bigcock

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
i dont give a shit if you think drugs are stupied let people do what the want. and dont be a bitch about it and fuckin stop talkin about dicks

 
yeah i dont think blood would work, try water but not to much because then your head might explode.

Haggard Skis
 
try black magic and drink lots of water and if that dont work make big cock piss in a cup since he dont do drugs

 
me and my homies passed tests fer ski team with little vials we got off the net. 'clear choice' i believe was their title, and its a small vial of clear liquid, you simply pour it in the cup, then piss on it, and yer clean. some of us were high when we took the test, it works out...

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depending of what drugs you take,drugs are somewhat good.Like...alcohol and weed and hash.And shrooms make you have tons of fun experimenting with...bah,whatever,just do drugs,but get a decent life at least.And when doing a drug test,just follow this guys^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^'s advice.Also,play tons of harmonica,so sweet.

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i heard (from someone who has to take one once a month) if you work out or sweat a lot in the next few days it can get washed out in like 3 days

but im not sure if this works for hair tests

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I never realized so many people on NS were in trouble with the law. What the fuck, do all of you have a probation officer?

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WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

 
I heard that if you pee in a cup and drink it the next time you piss it out you'll be clean, so give it a try and let us know how it goes.

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1) cranberry juice

2) run around and sweat like a motherfucker

3) vitamin b12 to make ur piss yellow again

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thc is stored in fat cells. so sweating is good to flush you rsystem, but you'll want to stop a few days b4 the test. And, make sure the sample u give is not the 1st pee of the day

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