Passing Time on the Lift

on a 4 person lift, I get on with one of my friends, we pair up with 2 strangers, then we describe in vivid details how we did the most disgusting/obscene sexual acts imaginable to each other the other night.
 
There's a few chairs that you can reach the safety bar through the back of the chair and I like to secretly grab it when were on the chair with tourist and they try to pull it down and I just hang on to it really tight and they struggle soo hard and try and figure out whats wrong with it and sometimes when they're pulling on it with all their weight, practically doing pull ups, I let go and it slams down and they're all out of breath. Or tell them that there was a sign at the bottom saying whatever chair number your on, that the bar for that chair was out of order. It's probably one of my favorite hobbies.
 
Take a little fishing rod and a tennis ball and cut a hole in the tennis ball.740896.png740895.png

Tie the line through the ball really tight. stash it in a back pack and on the lift let that sucker fly!
 
13200383:.Lincoln said:
I bring stuff up on the lift then throw stuff at the people skiing below me...so fun:)
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just bring backpack fulls of snow and start throwing, that's what I do. my crew and I have devised a way to piss off the chair, thus maximizing our ski time. NOTE you have to hike up your pants
 
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