Passing Time on the Lift

[balzach]

With the season coming in a month i want to know what everyone does for the 5-15 minute lift rides we all have to endure. Whether it be talk with the homies to check newschoolers let me know.

 

[bighomieflock]

Get blowjowbs

 

[L0gic]

see how long it takes to pop my skis off by banging them together

 

[gnar_whal]

masturbate

 

[yangumane]

smoke a bowl or two, kick back, listen to music, talk to my homies/ random people

 

[brett_f-Fan-Club]

Pick my nose.

 

[skier58284]

Watch people ski.

 

[frickindarn]

Give blowjobs.

 

[soulskier]

Shoot the shit with whoever and try to hit my skis together just right to drop bombs on the people beneath

 

[.lencon]

I bring stuff up on the lift then throw stuff at the people skiing below me...so fun

 

[balzach]

Get blowjowbs

Give blowjobs.

coincidence or nah?

 

[im_Mongo]

shotgun beers and other such neanderthal activities

 

[_Astro_]

Well seeing how I live in the Midwest, my lift time is about 1-2ish minute sooo I don't really have time to do anything else but change the song I'm listening to if I want to and maybe send a text.

 

[brend]

Talk to your friends on the lift.

 

[rememberscott]

pick my nose

spit forward onto friends skis

throw snowballs

jump from lift causing it to derail killing everyone else that's on the lift

 

[413Crew]

masturbate

shit i was gonna say that

 

[BumpzNtrees]

Smoke

 

[SKIU4EA]

make 5 NS threads back to back

 

[veng_m]

see how long it takes for an angry middle-aged Russian woman to knock my skis off with the bar

 

[.Steezy-McGee.]

sit there

 

[Peter.]

Get blowjowbs

Give blowjobs.

seems like you two need to ski together sometime

 

[madeinamerica]

One time, this girl I was skiing with asked me to homecoming on the chairlift and I said no so that was an awkward 15 minutes...

 

[JTCasper540_MN]

One time, this girl I was skiing with asked me to homecoming on the chairlift and I said no so that was an awkward 15 minutes...

douche bag

 

[veng_m]

One time, this girl I was skiing with asked me to homecoming on the chairlift and I said no so that was an awkward 15 minutes...

what made you say no?

 

[MeenaSmalls]

One time, this girl I was skiing with asked me to homecoming on the chairlift and I said no so that was an awkward 15 minutes...

good story telling

 

[uyghur]

what made you say no?

You can't say yes to something that didn't happen

 

[JGWI]

Sleep

 

[CartCal]

listen to music, talk, check social media, and of course playing the harmonica

 

[Shredsterr]

I have a flute I keep in my anus that I get out and play on the lift.

 

[Al.Capone]

Pass spliffs to pass the time

 

[losh]

I yell mom and dad at random tourists

i do the same thing, and get some pretty weird reactions. it makes it more fun

 

[Dragonslayer101]

Hit on 15 year olds (not on purpose of course) and lecture the kiddos on our lord and savior satan

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

yell random girl names at girls. most of the time it's not their name but if it is, one of us will try to pass it off as if we went to high school with her.

 

[gaper-raper]

if im on the chair with the crew and theres one random on the chair sometimes will pretend to speak like chinese or some jibber japper the whole way. Once we get to the top we just say" enjoy your day" gets some funny reactions

 

[Zurg]

Play would you rather, marry murder make out, or eating saltines crackers that we steal from the lodges.

 

[madeinamerica]

what made you say no?

She plays on our high school football team. She's the provide for the family type of woman...

 

[maxknudson]

pick my nose

spit forward onto friends skis

throw snowballs

jump from lift causing it to derail killing everyone else that's on the lift

one of these is not like the others

 

[B3n]

Make snowballs while waiting for lift.

Snipe Gapers in their gaper gap

 

[Cnoel7]

I usually zone out really bad, especially if its cold pretend to ski uphill, its pretty tight, before you know it you're at the top, I'm way sicker going uphill tho

 

[shin-bang]

Make snowballs while waiting for lift.

Snipe Gapers in their gaper gap

lol i do the same thing except when i do i yell a variety of things... "SNIPER" , or "HEADSHOT!" or my favorite "FRAG OUT" lol

 

[WU-sconsin]

Smoke a bowl, vibe to music and talk with the homies fersher

 

[Paul.]

chairlift naps

 

[suup]

if im on the chair with the crew and theres one random on the chair sometimes will pretend to speak like chinese or some jibber japper the whole way. Once we get to the top we just say" enjoy your day" gets some funny reactions

This is especially effective on a gondola

 

[.FRY.]

Stick icicles up my butt

 

[ItsTubbyTime]

snipe the person's name in front of me from on their lift ticket/pass. Then halfway up proceed to have a conversation with them by using their name like you've known them for years. People are dumbfounded by the fact that you know their name.

Also i convince people that the crocodile hunter was my uncle, so many people have fallen for that one.

ride the chairlift with the couple in front of you and start hitting on the girl, thats always an adventure

 

[Joogmeister]

pulls of fireball are always fun.

 

[moosejibber]

Sing songs by ASAP as loud as you can so that the whole mountain can hear, and then scream "Watch out for that tree!!!" whenever anyone skis underneath your chair.

 

[MEOWZERS]

Also i convince people that the crocodile hunter was my uncle, so many people have fallen for that one.

I loled

 

[S.J.W]

Usually just check out instagram, have a cigarette and grab my skis and think I'm doing a grab for ages.

 

[olyn]

I yell mom and dad at random tourists

Not just tourist but yesss.

 

[Old-schooler.]

see if I can grab stuff people dropped into the trees with my ski pole, then lose my ski pole and when I try to get it back I fall and break the candy cane in my pocket... and maybe a few bones