this one night. i was hanging out with a girl in my room. doing what girls and guys do. but anyway my roommates are upstairs drinking pretty hard. about hour and a half later we head upstairs to see whats going on. they have all left except for my best friend. he passed out. i found a permanent marker and drew the biggest cock i could draw on his face. he also had breakfast with his family in the morning. he woke up late and just left for breakfast. his breakfast was with his mom, dad, sister, grandparents, two aunts and an uncle. when he walks in his grandma laughs and says "park what is on your face?" he thinks shes making fun of a zit or something. then his mom starts laughing and his aunt says "that is the most disgusting thing ever," the grandpa doesnt really know what it is. he says "park, why would they draw a dog bone on your face?" ha ha ha .