Passing Drug Tests
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MangoSteeze
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i usually inject vinegar into my penis hole about 30 minutes before the test. has not failed me yet.
but on a more serious note: this>>
THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol) can stay in a person's body for as long as 3 to 90 days after smoking or being ingested orally.
There are numerous determining factors for how long drug toxins stay in
a persons body which vary from person to person, such as the analytical
method used, your health, your body weight, metabolism, fluid intake,
the type of drug toxin, and the degree of exposure to the drug toxin.
The speed at which marijuana leaves your body depends both on the speed of your metabolism,
as well as on the half life of THC. It’s estimated that THC can have a
half life that ranges anywhere from 1-10 days. It’s almost impossible
to find out what that half life is, which means that it is very
difficult to use it to calculate how long it will take for all of the
THC to leave your body.
For this reason, when you ask “How long
does marijuana stay in your system?” you have to realize that it’s very
unlikely that you’ll be able to get a usable answer. The most common period of time is anywhere from 3-30 days,
depending on your metabolism and the amount of marijuana that you’ve
smoked. This is unfortunate, since it means that while most drug tests
can only turn up evidence of other drugs if you’ve been taking the drug
within a few days of the drug test, marijuana could still be detected
in a urine test up to a month after the last time it is used. If you
smoke it occasionally it will remain in your system for up to 10 days.
If you smoke marijuana on a regular basis it will stay in your system
for as long as 45 days, and if you smoke marijuana at a constant pace, it can stay in the body for 90 days,
Marijuana is fat soluble. It stores in the fat cells of the body, the
brain, the liver, the kidneys, in other words the major organs.
Hair
tests are even worse, since your body stores THC in the hair follicles.
For this reason, the previous answers to “How long does marijuana stay
in your system?” are only useful if you’re going to be forced to take a
urine test. For the hair test, depending on the amount of hair that the
company takes, it’s possible that marijuana could be detected up to three years after the last time that you smoke.
but on a more serious note: this>>
THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol) can stay in a person's body for as long as 3 to 90 days after smoking or being ingested orally.
There are numerous determining factors for how long drug toxins stay in
a persons body which vary from person to person, such as the analytical
method used, your health, your body weight, metabolism, fluid intake,
the type of drug toxin, and the degree of exposure to the drug toxin.
The speed at which marijuana leaves your body depends both on the speed of your metabolism,
as well as on the half life of THC. It’s estimated that THC can have a
half life that ranges anywhere from 1-10 days. It’s almost impossible
to find out what that half life is, which means that it is very
difficult to use it to calculate how long it will take for all of the
THC to leave your body.
For this reason, when you ask “How long
does marijuana stay in your system?” you have to realize that it’s very
unlikely that you’ll be able to get a usable answer. The most common period of time is anywhere from 3-30 days,
depending on your metabolism and the amount of marijuana that you’ve
smoked. This is unfortunate, since it means that while most drug tests
can only turn up evidence of other drugs if you’ve been taking the drug
within a few days of the drug test, marijuana could still be detected
in a urine test up to a month after the last time it is used. If you
smoke it occasionally it will remain in your system for up to 10 days.
If you smoke marijuana on a regular basis it will stay in your system
for as long as 45 days, and if you smoke marijuana at a constant pace, it can stay in the body for 90 days,
Marijuana is fat soluble. It stores in the fat cells of the body, the
brain, the liver, the kidneys, in other words the major organs.
Hair
tests are even worse, since your body stores THC in the hair follicles.
For this reason, the previous answers to “How long does marijuana stay
in your system?” are only useful if you’re going to be forced to take a
urine test. For the hair test, depending on the amount of hair that the
company takes, it’s possible that marijuana could be detected up to three years after the last time that you smoke.
hey_dude_its_me
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I've never seen so many people quote a stolen/recycled joke...
TotallyTrevor
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andrew.
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im only gonna say this once.
THERE IS NO WAY TO PASS A DRUG TEST IF YOU HAVE THC IN YOUR SYSTEM.
it is physically impossible. the best you can do is dillute it and retake it later, and you might have to do this a couple of times. heres what you do, drink loads and loads of water and workout a lot (lifting and cardio. break a sweat) as soon as you find out about the test. then, the day before the test, go out and buy B vitamins, creatine, and cranberry juice. take these the morning of the test. B vitamins turn your pee yellow, creatine will make a waste product produced by creatine that they test for, and cranberry juice is a natural acidic cleanser as well as a natural diuretic. when they test your pee, they do 3 things before testing for drugs; temperature test, color test, and creatinine test. if your urine is cold, you fail. if your urine is clear, it has very very low b vitamins (caused by dilluting) and suspicion arises. if you dont have any creatinine, suspicion arises. so the only solution is to make it yellow with vitamins and artificially put in creatine to produce creatinine. if you take from the middle of the stream, itll help with less THC, but you are going to fail the dillution part first, so really it doesnt even matter.
do all of these things, and they will tell you your urine is too dilluted to get a result back, and youll have to take it in a week or so. depending on your fat content, you might want to wait a while. THC is stored in fat.
oh, and stop working out like a day or 2 before the test. you work out ot increase your metabolism, then stop so you dont burn any more fat cells. the more fat cells you burn, the more THC is released into your system.
THERE IS NO WAY TO PASS A DRUG TEST IF YOU HAVE THC IN YOUR SYSTEM.
it is physically impossible. the best you can do is dillute it and retake it later, and you might have to do this a couple of times. heres what you do, drink loads and loads of water and workout a lot (lifting and cardio. break a sweat) as soon as you find out about the test. then, the day before the test, go out and buy B vitamins, creatine, and cranberry juice. take these the morning of the test. B vitamins turn your pee yellow, creatine will make a waste product produced by creatine that they test for, and cranberry juice is a natural acidic cleanser as well as a natural diuretic. when they test your pee, they do 3 things before testing for drugs; temperature test, color test, and creatinine test. if your urine is cold, you fail. if your urine is clear, it has very very low b vitamins (caused by dilluting) and suspicion arises. if you dont have any creatinine, suspicion arises. so the only solution is to make it yellow with vitamins and artificially put in creatine to produce creatinine. if you take from the middle of the stream, itll help with less THC, but you are going to fail the dillution part first, so really it doesnt even matter.
do all of these things, and they will tell you your urine is too dilluted to get a result back, and youll have to take it in a week or so. depending on your fat content, you might want to wait a while. THC is stored in fat.
oh, and stop working out like a day or 2 before the test. you work out ot increase your metabolism, then stop so you dont burn any more fat cells. the more fat cells you burn, the more THC is released into your system.
hey_dude_its_me
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