Passing Drug Tests

JFerg

JFerg

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Hey guys, I need some help. I have a job lined up (tree planting if you must know) but they unfortunately screen for drugs. I am a fairly chronic pot user. I smoke about once a day, sometimes more, sometimes less. I have about 7 days before the test, and need to know how to pass it. It is a urine test. The best advice I have been given so far is this product:

http://www.detoks.com/permanent-cleansers-c589/2706.html

Anyone else have any success stories? Info? Any help is appreciated.

 
I know a kid who has passed 4 tests by squeezing a large amount of Tide To-Go into his urine sample.

Or, get somebody else to give you a sample and take it into the bathroom with you when you go to give yours, and fill 'er up with the friend's pee.

Or, drink a shit ton of water before taking the test. But this is risky because it's unhealthy and you could get your timing wrong (my friend failed his drug test and then peed straight water like 3 minutes later).
 
cranberry extract

green tea extract

niacin

B12

work out a lot, until a couple days before the test, then start eating a shit load of junk food (anything with a lot of fat)

day of test: wake up early and piss a couple of times before you have to take the test. At the test, start pissing in the toilet for a few seconds, then fill the test cup with the middle of your stream.
 
While I appreciate the effort, the Tide to Go is bullshit. These aren't monkies testing urine. That doesn't mask anything. The swapping of piss is usually a good bet, but I have to find a way to keep it warm. They immediately check temperature after you piss. And the drinking water method is poor because THC is fat soluble, water does nothing but dilutes your urine. And if your urine is too diluted, they request a retest.
 
Well all my friends were being tested by their parents, so it was more low-tech. My bad
 
obviosuly due to your n00bish skillz you have not mastered the already old, searchbar jokes. they are old, and not original at all anymore.

that being said, this was a question that he must know for an important job interview, so he would like a customized answer pertaining to his situation, and not an already generated answer sotre din some old thread. go away
 
or you could use actuall information from uranaliyst (SP?) professionals by using google to find them. also he is like one of 2,000 people with that icon and probably has fischer racing skis
 
have a clean friend piss in a condom for you. then tie it up and tape it to your leg with a handwarmer and allow ample time for the handwarmer to heat the piss. when you go to take the test just poor the clean urine from the condom.
 
very. its from an EXTREMELY popular and 'stickied' thread on grasscity.org or something (#1 marijuana forums)

google it for more details about the pills.... but I know for a fact that pissing bfore the test, and using the middle of the stream are critical
 
dude just go to a head shop and get a system clenser there like 40 bucks, i think they even have them at like rite ade and cvs, my girlfriends sisters boysfirnd ) it sounds a lot more complicated then it really is) blazes all the time and found out that day he was getting tested, took the clenser and passed, also dont try and sneek urin in becasue if teh tempiture is off they will reject it, i just took one about 2 months ago,
 
same shit happened to me earlier this summer i sauna'd a shit load lost 6 pounds and drank my ass off, not to be the bearer of bad new but i still failed and i like you smoke conisistently everyday for the year up to that point. pee in the condom could be bad because the cups have temperature strips on the side of them so it starts to read immediatly. i would recommend what that dude above said was from grasscity and then take a home drug test the day before so you know or not...the worst part is waiting to find out so its better to know ahead of time so that you can use those 4 days of waiting trying to find a new job if you fail.. good luck tho
 
dont listen to him. cranberries are a diuretic and only remove water form your system, essentially dehydrating you. however, b12 is a good supplement to take as it will turn your piss yellow, allowing you to dilute it.

also load up on creatine a day or two before. creatine content is tested to determine if it has been diluted or not.

also, like he said, workout a lot. do a lot of cardio and fat burning workouts, then load up on fat so you dont burn much during the test. unless you have a high fat content youll pass within a week.
 
haha DO NOT load up on creatine the day or two before. dilluted urnine has MORE creatine than normal not less. he will just be fucking himself over. and you are also wrong about cranberry juice. have you ever been drug tested? sounds like you havent because you are offering poor advice.

with that being said everyones body responds differently to cleansing techniques. i have been drug tested numerous times (by the state not some bullshit home drug test by my parents) and i passed every single one of them and i had less time to work with than you do (4 days not 7). drinking a lot of water does help, even though thc is fat soluable the test is from your urine, therefore watering it down helps dilute the thc. cranberry juice also helps to flush out your system. the most important aspect of my cleansing technique was niacin. i took 1000mg one day and then 750 the next day. it will make you very red and itchy for a little but but just keep drinking fluids and this will go away. anyways fluids combinded with niacin and some hard work outs (i did hill sprints to make me sweat) allowed me to pass the test 4 days after blazing. and i had a pretty good tolerance as i smoke every day. i am also pretty skinny and dont have much body fat. hopefully you are too or you will have a lot more stored thc in your system.

but as i said earlier everyones body reacts differently. my buddy who i got in trouble with was also tested and we blaze pretty much the same amount. he did not pass the test and he used the same technique as i did. he actaully wasnt even close to the cutoff level while my test showed i had 0 thc in my system. id say try it anyway because it cant hurt you. a bunch of people i know swear by the 40 dollar gnc cleansing drinks, i have never used one but apparently they work quite well. good luck.
 
two things.

I'm never one to say search bar except for this topic. there have been faaaaaaarrrrrrr tooo many threads on this topic.

and the other thing is that if this job was as important as you say maybe you should just not smoke for it?
 
i had an idea. if you're in a bathroom to give your sample and you had a friend's cold piss you could fill the cup with really hot water so the temp would be more realistic. Dont know if that would actually work though if they take all the temps.
My parents got home drug tests after my friends got in trouble. They've never tried it, but if they did my plan was to drink a ton of water and eat fatty foods, also, I heard vitamin b-12 i think makes your pee yellow or something, so if you had that then had really watery piss that might work
 
my b on the creatine. never actually tried it, but have heard it helps. but no, cranberry juice really does nothing. all it does is shrink cells by pulling the water out of them.

but niacin works really well.

i did this, last week actually, and passed with 5 days heads up time.
 
whether you meant to or not, that could have been the most clever, hilarious form pee in the butt i have heard.
 
Read his post....

He said he has to take the test in 7 days, so its not a question of whether or not he is going to smoke while hes on this job, but what to do in that short period of time so he can try and pass his test. Which can be hard if your a chronic (get it) user

I've been in a very similair situation and its very stressful and shitty, so telling him not to smoke isn't helping anything. The concern is about all the thc built up in his system already from past use.

And as to the OP, I don't know of any surefire techniques but alot of people say those cleansing kits actaully work, and as far as for me, I luckily didn't recieve a test on my first test date and i have another appointment 3 weeks from now, so cross your fingers
 
Live in a small, hippie/ski town? if you do, which half of us i'm sure do or live close to one, youi probably have kind of like a hippie grocery store. It'll sell this shit in a red bottle called "Master Cleanse." Swear that i have passed 4 drug tests for work... pretty gay boss. just keep it in my locker and chug it till its my turn.
 
have the piss of someone else in a condom, then use a hot pack wrapped around it to keep it warm, followed by keeping in a bundled up sock. use a pin or thumbtack and poke a hole in the condom and fill the cup. he passed and they checked temp right as he walked out and it was on the dot they say
 
no i didn't, i don't touch peoples karma unless they are a troll like Runescape-jibba or did something really nice or showed me something that was really funny. don't worry about your karma
 
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