Passing a drug test

buddychaps

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My mom wants to give me a drug test and threatened to take away my ski pass if it came out positive. Skiing is the one thing in my life that i absolutely can't live without and i would be miserable if it was taken away from me. The last time i smoked was just a few days ago and she may give it sometime this week. What's the best way to pass it? I've been drinking a ton of cranberry juice but i don't know if that will do much
 
Buy a detox drink, never tried it but my buddy swears by them, and worst comes to worst you don't pass, pay your own way for a while, don't blaze and then get a re-test. Trust me your parents will be even more pumped if they find out you quiet...
 
work out. a lot. like, sprints until you puke. (im not kidding) you need to burn fat. THC lives in fat cells. Burn fat, THC has nowhere to go but out with the cranberry juice.
 
there have been 23 threads on this topic since you have been a member.

but seriously. wear a lot of clothes and run on a treadmill
 
any head shop (bong shop) any website, i bet they will do over night shipping to (but Christmas rush may fuck you). But just ask your local bong shop i grantee they got some,
 
No problem man good luck! but i bet its a bluff though! when i was a kid my parents did the same thing... i even went as far got in the car with my dad, he started it and he turned to me and said "way to call my bluff" got outa the car and we never talked about it, i felt pretty bad ass hahah
 
I wouldnt buy detox, shit doesnt work. Go to any store where you can get wheat grass shots and take a grip of those. I swear by this, works everytime. I had a UA for my job and blazed two days before my test. Took some wheat grass shots and two days later I passed that shit with flying colors. Plus detox kits are fairly expensive so go with the grass to solve your problem with smokin the grass. lol
 
if you have a lil heads up before you take it. drink like a liter of gatorade with a few cups of water like an hour before you think your gonna have to take it. it wont get it out of your system but it should dilute your piss enuff that you should be able to pass
 
How do you know the detox don't work? I have plenty of friends who have used it and passed there drug test, I'm sue it probably just has wheat grass extracts in it, and a bunch of the detox drinks give you there money back if you send in a copy of your failed drug test, well at least my local shop does... regardless this isn't even a real drug test.. just his mom... so its not a job loss situation or anything...
 
Plus those home drug tests are shitty anyways. I agree with anyone who said to dilute your piss. Make sure that shit is clear as water and keep drinking tons.
 
Detox kits usually jut instruct you to flush your system in addition to their drink. It's the flushing your system that really helps you pass. Also, take Niacin supplements.

-Work out, A LOT

-Drink a ton of water

-Take Niacin Pills

-Work out some more

-Drink more water

-Eat foods with low fat in them

When you pee in the cup, only pee in the middle.

So pee in the toilet in the beginning, then pee in the cup, then pee in the toilet again.
 
how about not smoking in the first place? that would seem like the logical way to circumvent the need to take a drug test.
 
well its kinda too late for that, next time if your goin to post in one of these threads something of substance. internet scolding get you no where.

i'd also think its a bluff, my parents have told me the same thing a few times, but they've never gone through.
 
Damn dood, that sucks, the same thing happened to me...except my dad actually went through with it. He showed up in my room at 7 one morning with it in his hand. I had smoked 2 days earlier...so I knew I was fucked. I basically refused to do it and fought him for 2 days, which was long enough for me to get one of my clean friends to pee in a 5 hour energy bottle. I took the test with the bottle hidden in my pants and I just poured that into the cup and passed with ease. It was one of the most awkward and humiliating things to ask a friend for, and I only did it so I wouldn't lose my senior present(1 week in utah in feb). Since I passed the test I stopped smoking because I realized that it wasn't worth the hassle. Sooo if worse comes to worse the surfire way to pass the test is to get clean pee from someone.
 
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or get fake piss, get a friend that doesnt smoke to pee for you and use a microwavable heat pack to keep the piss warm.
 
Just bundle up and work out so you sweat like crazy and burn fat. Also you should drink so much water/cranberry juice that your piss is completely clear every time you go
 

I play College baseball and get tested every 2 weeks, they are now counting deluded samples as a positive affiance. They test for every thing from street drugs to roids its crazy, like 5 failed test this year from all the sports.
 
I smoked and found out like three days later I needed to take a drug test to get a job. Anyways, I used a detox drink called the Ulitmate Gold, drank TONS of water, ran a shit load, drank a gallon of cranberry juice, and ate mainly fruits and veggies and passed. I would follow that routine and you should be set.
 
is she gonna test your pee or just pull a hair from you while you sleep? cuz if she pulls a hair your fucked so you better buzz your shit right now. if shes testing your pee just get your buddy to pee for you, i doubt she'd watch you. or drink shitloads of water, green tea, cranberry juice, detox drinks from GNC, antioxidant drinks, water, water, water, and pee alot. and shit a lot. clear out your whole fucking system.
 
i smoked like a couple days ago and im getting tested in around 2 weeks i work out 3 times a week and sweat a shit ton and i drink i bunch of water you think ill pass?
 
This won't help this guy out, now will it?

I won't say what has already been said, like, 1 bazillion times.

Just drink water
 
If its a take home test.

1. Drink a fuck ton of fluids to dilute.

2. Before the test, drink gatorade and stuff with electrolytes so they keep your piss yellow.
 
yea your fine dude. The half life of THC i think is between 3 and 30 days, depending on how much you smoke. So unless you burn all day errday, you're fine.
 
well it's just your mom who is testing you right? she won't be watching you pee so just put a drop of bleach into your piss. it will destroy the chemicals. court ordered tests look for this but a home drug test won't.
 
hit the gym. EVERYDAY. the more u sweat the better. drink tons and tons and tons of water and cranberry juice does work. i think its the anti-oxidants. those get rid of toxins(thc) in your body. if u work out..pee a LOT and drink even more. your set.
 
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Haha, made me think of some recent news:

Finalist dies at World Sauna event in Finland

The annual World Sauna Championships in Finland have ended in tragedy with the death of one of the finalists.

Russian Vladimir Ladyzhensky and his Finnish rival, Timo Kaukonen, collapsed after suffering severe burns. Mr Ladyzhensky later died in hospital.

The event requires participants to withstand 110C (230F) for as long as possible. The men managed six minutes before judges noticed something amiss.

Its chief organiser said all the rules of the event had been followed.

"All the rules were followed and there were enough first aid personnel. All the competitors needed to sign in to the competition with a doctor's certificate," Ossi Arvela told reporters in Heinola, where it was held.

Half a litre of water was added to the stove inside the sauna every 30 seconds, and the last person remaining was the winner. There was no prize other than "some small things", he told the Associated Press.

"I know this is very hard to understand to people outside Finland who are not familiar with the sauna habit," he said. "It is not so unusual to have 110 degrees in a sauna. A lot of competitors before have sat in higher temperatures than that."

Mr Kaukonen, the defending world champion, had refused to leave the sauna during the final despite appearing sick, Mr Arvela said. He is now said to be in a stable condition in hospital.

Mr Arvela said police were already investigating Mr Ladyzhensky's death, which he said had left the organisers grief-stricken.

The event, which had over 130 participants from 15 countries, had been held since 1999. The organisers said it would never be held again.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-10904691
 
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