Pass Pic

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I need ideas for my pass photo this year, what cha got?

Can I score some of your piss? Jack Black - Orange County
 
i already got my picture planned, but if they let u flick the camera off do that, they wont let ya at my mountain

Ur Mom Productions

presents

AXCESS DENIED
 
just dont look at the camera, thats what i did and it turned out mad funny, im just looking off to the side like a retard

Originally Posted by five0

my vagina flaps are all brown and they hang over it,they are shriveled too'

Originally Posted by Phunk

'Nobody will see your nice skis while you're crying in the dark, pussy.'

Originally Posted by Cams

'butt sex is wild, and it don't cause no child'
 
im thinking hat and stuff so my friends can use it, but some funny ideas would be good

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-Dave O'Neill

Representing the famed terrain of Ohio and New York
 
Leather jacket, aviators, fake stache and a snowmobile helmet.

No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
 
i already had mine taken, it looks like im in the mafia, because the photos are all fuzzy wuzzy

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'

 
In mine i'm not looking at the camera and for some reason on only on one half of the pic...o well. Just look at it. Turns out funny anyways.

'Canada first, Canada last, and Canada always'
 
they streched my face on mine, i look like some fat kid u see in those video game stores

~You Can Call Me Matty~
 
Just cock your head back and to the side while looking up and to the right...no smile...maybe a grin. But yeah, don't look at the camera. And I'm pretty sure they won't let you 'flick' (what the fuck?) the camera off. And Timberline made me take my hat and shit off...bastards. LATE.

I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
 
oh wait, i got an idea. I m gonna wear the hunter style TMC hat and i have to get a pair of buk teeth, and a pair of the over sized glasses. oh sick, lol, i hope they let me wear all that shit.

Can I score some of your piss? Jack Black - Orange County
 
i just got my whistler pass... i look like a fucking alien

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
Ive gone from retard smile - to poser thug- to ??? ive decided that aviators are a must, but cant come up with the rest

'I was in Italy, and I thought I was buying a fancy condom, and when I hit the button on the machine, it sprayed callogne in my eyes' Russell
 
aviators with a mad comb-over plus a fake mustache....so hot right naw

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Member Number 189

-you are a fag-

love always, McAboy

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'

 
no hats for me either... thats what sucked, and instead of saying flick, just say stick my muda' fuckin big ass pimpin chrome blingin blingin finga' at em'

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'

 
i wore a pair of those disguise glasses with the eyebrows and glasses, but instead of the nose, there's a penis. my pic is awesome

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
I just straight up didn't think about lookin all badass for a photo but it turned out badass cause that's just the way I am.

-Pat

 
ima get a wig, and get a sweet combover. then ima get a fake mustache

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i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

 
im cutting out a little spot for my head in a poster board and then it will just look like my heads floating

Teem Bousquet the video coming SOON
 
Just hit up any cheap dollar store place now that halloween is over and get some funny shit. Also those reading glasses they sell that magnify like 2x make ur eyes look messed.

 
or u can just sit in the chair, and, o wait, this is fuckin insain, LOOK AT THE CAMERA, and here comes the best part, when they take the picture, sit still and smile! It never fails! Than get up and leave man. Insain

For my pic im doin the Knoxville glasses and some fake hoop earings

peace

-B

Skiing is bigger than snowboarding. Espn just doesn't want to shock the people of plannet earth into thinking that humans can fly
 
last 3 years in a row ive had a black eye, im fuckin badass

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com

 
haha yeah cj! last year i had a bloody nose it was pretty rad, i think ill just get another one and go with crossing my arms across my chest and doing the shocker

kbus1224: i see how it is, ski movie more important than me?

npublicenemy900: no not the whole movie just Iannick B.

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