i should get cinder blocks and steal his wheels, put sugar in his gas tank, put thermite over the engin block, "shmear shit on his windshield", put bologna on his hood, spray chlorine on the car, put diesel in his gas tank, put motor oil in his gas tank, get 3 buddies and flip it, spray wd-40 on the windshield, freeze a can of shaving cream solid and cut off the top then put it facing upwards hidden in the back seat, piss in the vent by the bottom of the front windsheild, put a banana in the muffler, put paper "holes" from a hole puncher in his vents, go under the car and cut every line you see, poor oil down the air intake, flip his car and have sex with his girl friend on whats left of it.
thats my game plan. nothing to complicated, just keeping things simple.