PARTY= hole in wall/piss in house, because of one guy

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Krazy_Karl

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i had a party on friday night, some bitch shows up and what ever, then a while later my friend comes up to me and says someone just put a hole in the wall of your bathroom. and i fucxking snap. I kick evryone out. today at work a guy i know comes up to me and is like do you know Eric put the hole in your wall right? and pissed all over in the house. i was like, he pissed in my house? so tonight i went and pissed all over his car looks so they freeze shut. next weekend im going all out. so far im gonna put motor oil on his wiper so he cant see it, then when he turns them on itl smeer all over the place. he has a ford festiva.

what can i do to it to realy fuck him and his car over?
 
if you REALLY wanna fuck with him, which seems in well order, wait till he parks somewhere like school, so that his hood will be warm, and there will be time, then put bologna on his hood, and it takes of rings of paint, and the reason you should wait until he has used it and the hood is warm is because otherwise the bologna might just freeze without doing anything
 
ive seen that happen its so terribe, i dont think i would have the balls to do that to somones car. i would feel too guilty
 
neither would I but if somebody put a hole in my wall, and pissed everywhere, I might if they wouldnt pay
 
Sugar in the gas tanks just a myth. Those mythbuster dudes ran a car engine just fine on sugar.
 
for real stop being a little bitch and just kick his ass, or maybe you cant kick his ass. In which case when you do this shit to him i hope he kicks your ass.
 
spray wd 40 on the windshield it will be foggy for a long time it wont clean off or put diesel in his gas tank it wont hert the car any but it will smoke like a motherfucker when he is driving it
 
dawg it aint that hard.

1. purchase uzi or 45cal hand gun

2. purchase bandana

3. fill up gas tank

4. take off your lisence plates

5. load up your bullets with gloves on

6. tape a bag over the exit chamber of your gun so you dont leave shells behind

7. put hat on backwards

8. wrap bandana around your face

9.drive to erics house

10. cock guns

11. unload many shots into his house

12. drive away quickly but not speeding dont wanna draw more attention

13. stop put plates back on

14. go to lake or river and toss the heat

15. go home and sleep
 
this is what you do, freeze a can of shaving cream solid and cut off the top. Then you open his door and put it facing upwards hidden in the back seat, when that shit melts it foams everywhere filling up his car...
 
take paper towel, put it in a bucket or wheelbarrow with gasoline in it.

wait 3 days

take em out and huck em at somehting of his (car maybe), he'll never get it off.

let us know how it comes out.
 
Piss in the vent by the bottom of the front windsheild, where the air is taken in for the cars heater system. Everytime the heat is turn on, the car will smell like piss.
 
Shit in his mailbox.

Smash his windshield.

Flip his car.

Burn his house down.

Laugh in his face when he has no where to live.
 
if you still go to school, go to a teachers hole puncher and take out all of the little paper circles...then, ifd you can get into his car pour them in his vents and when he turns on his defroster they will fly everywhere and it takes forever to get them out.
 
after u do whatever with it just buy tons of ketchup, mustard, syrup and other condiments like relish all over his car. its worth it, ive done it before and it totally fucks the car up
 
Bust his tires...shit on his windshild.....piss on his windows ( make sure its cold soo the piss freezes).....potatoe in the exhaust pipe.....go under the car and cut every line you see .....if you can get the engine bay open poor oil down the air intake( sugar in the gas does not work...)
 
uhm....maybe oil on the windsheilds isn't the greatest idea, because you know death can occur and all that kind of stuff that comes along with a serious accident that occcurs on a rainy highway when someone's visibility suddenly turns to 0
 
dude dont take it too far, we all do stupid shit when we are drunk...did you ask if he will pay or whatever? i had a similar situation where a kid broke a 100$ hookah a vase and pissed in multiple locations but he later prefusely appologized and paid for the damage.
 
Wow for a second i thought u went to the same party i did haha, where cause of one guy that showed up and was hammered and startin chirpin everyone trying to get into a fight and then punched a hole in the wall upstairs proceeded to break a few smaller objects and get blood everywhere. not a good scene. The house was my friends house, and his parents are like not good with parties and now he has one hell of a mess to clean...
 
one time some people egged my brothers car so that night or a couplenights later he took one of his dog's big piles of shit(140 pound dog) and broke into there house and left it on there counter
 
dont do something corny though like egg his car, or put shit on it. Do something funny like diesel in the gas tank so it smokes or bolanga on the front hood, something that will permantly remind him hes a dickhead
 
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