Parks with staircase entrances

blue in pa, dont like them cause it doesnt let less people in it just slows up traffic cause noobs cant figure out that u can go up them with skis and boards on
 
wait...is it like an urban setup where the only way in is a staircase with rails going down it?

thats so smart. keeps out gapers.
 
yeah blue in PA. i think its kind of stupid becuase it doesnt serve the purpose its there for. your soposed to have to take your skis or board off to walk up the stairs into the park. hey think that gapers will see that and just not go in when thats not really how it works. they just walk up anyway adn fall like 4 times on the way up adn cause a huge trafic jam.
 
"did you see what happened in the park today dood?"

"no what?"

"ya, some skier guy like totally was penetrating the park over that step up and totally took out like 35 snowboarders who were sitting in the landing trying to decide what trick to do on the staircase... it was intense like Indian sex!"

"haha penetrate."
 
let me attempt to clear up something here. They are talking about a staircase that prevents you from skiing directly into the park, you have to ski up to the stairs, take your skis off then walk up the stairs to actually get in the park, it isn't a feature.

sure it keeps some people out of the park who shouldnt be, but thats gotta screw with your lap time, i'd say it is not very cool.
 
oh yeah? well my park has a dragon guarding the entrance that burns gapers to a crisp. assuming they get past the moat and the black knight first
 
But what about the mages and the bridge keeper, who you ahve to answer his questions correctly or else you get thrown into the crevase?

aaahhh, i love monty python :D
 
thats sounds like a dumb idea cause then it would mess up any rythem you have. it would be baller to have some huge step up inot a park that would keep people out for sure but passes sound the most effective.
 
ahahahhahahhahahahahahahahaha o man thats FUNNy

but anyway i think that is gay cuz the traffic will just build up and up
 
yea step up would definately be sick. its like the pot of gold once you get over that jump, but no one will know until they jump it, leaving it a big secret to the gayypers
 
my park has aids at the entrance for a guard... gapers never learn... thats why they all have aids

but my park has a staircase at the top, but you can go around it... which is good, since i dont like rails

 
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