Parks+rails are GAY

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ctgosal

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Get your arse on some longboards and LEARN HOW TO SKI you lil monkeys!! This 'NewSchool' business is a bunch of CRAP. Rails..Jibbing.. Give me a break already...Get out in the woods and find some POW

 
dood, park and rails are fun, dont make a thread when ppl are gunna critisize you, i admit skiing a line can be really fun, but dont shit talk the parks

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yeh dude park is fun and we dont have a backcountry we have three lifts and a 211 ft vert so thats y i ski park so go fuck off asshole

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dude, why the fuck would you say that on NEWSCHOOLERS.com you douschebag

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your a fag you say this bullshit no park no rails cause you proly nutted yourself and caught an edge spinnin off a lip and got beat up as a kid which was proly fuckin 50 years ago you some deadbeat who tunes skis 20 hours a day and bum your way up the lift and beat off to greg tuffelmire and glen plake wait tuff skis pipe so is he a 'lilmonkey'?

 
Who ever started this is a fucking ass hole.

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ummmmm all i wana say is 'website?'

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do you think he was serious? i doubt that hes just saying this to piss ppl off.

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get long boards? mine are 185's! they don't make machete 69's any bigger! although i am thinkin about some 193 ostness dragons!

seriously though, i don't do much with rails cuz they ain't my style! if i had some decent cliffs i'd drop them and if i had a decent mountain i'd ski it!

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you obviously cant do shit in da park

i ride 180 s those arnt that short

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just what we need, another old arogant ignorant asshole in a one peice

shay is an ignorant speculative little sanchez
 
i'm not sure if you are serious or not, it seems to me like your just trying to get a rise out of people. if so it looks like you've suceeded. if not, i suggest you take a step back and look at what park skiing has done for skiing before you make another ignorant post. you see, not everybody has the luxury of living in a place where they can ski big lines and good snow. park skiing has given kids in the midwest and the east a reason to go skiing everyday. without parks or rails there would be nothing fun about skiing for these kids, there are no big lines or trees for these kids to ski. parks are giving thousands of kids across the country a reason to ski, and so our sport is growing. the more skiing grows the more you start to see rider owned companies, who, as skiing continues to grow, are able to put more and more money into making your equiptment better. so what are you whining about. you like skiing deep snow and big lines, and you are lucky to have it available, lots of kids would give there left nut to have the terrain that you have. but they don't. so why knock them for wanting to ski. it's not hurting you, and it's helping the sport. so just chill.

 
Don't worry about that guy. It's just probably some fagot who was bored and needed something to do so he got you guys riled up. Just ignore him.

 
he's fucking w/ u all, and succeeded. no more.

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ct, do whatever u want but dont tell everyone else what to do...also, if you rearange your name it says 'c goats...l'

 
I didn't tell u what to DO, only telling you what time it is - in 5 years u will look back and see how gay the whole RAIL thing is, believe me :)

 
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what a fag he skis because he wants to be cool all of us ski to have a shit load of fun u fuckin queer ass

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interesting that someone whos been on this site for two years and never posted would all of a sudden come on with this thread

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whoever started this post should die, i totally agree wiht btyler1080, i live on the east coast, in easterrn ontario, i live rite by the mountain with the highest eleveation in ontarior, higher then blue, but not nearly as big and we still only get like 4 feet of snow a year, there is really no such thing as powder here, so all we have is park, if he is raggin on skiers that ride park its probably because he really sucks at it

 
i just read the first post and all i have to say is i have mad respect for pow skiers and big mountain but do not have to much respect for you, serioulsy east coast only has park not much great terrain, ur dumb in simplest terms

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strode has a good point. why would he have stayed on this site that long if he hated newschool skiing as much as he claimed to?

what
 
where is the love?

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i agree that you gotta learn how to ski other crap than just the park, but hell, when there is no pow, the park is the funnest place to be

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the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
 
^Though I thoroughly appreciate your attempt at calling someone 'gay', it's hard to do it well when your basic grammar and spelling are both atrocious. Let me help you:

YOU'RE GAY!

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i have two syllables to present: Aspects, skiing includes a variety of these that some enjoy and some dont, personally my goal is to be well-rounded in all of them including rails, which you think are the stupidest things ever, well you just arnt well rounded skiier or a respectable one to that effect. and for your so called 'real skiing' of the big mountain debauchery, you have to be able to rock that shit to for sure.

im sick of spraying 2 cents on your broke ass so if you want to play on the steeps with 207's bring it, i'll be at bachelor every day this season and would be glad to show up your ignorant pie hole

shay is an ignorant speculative little sanchez
 
i dont know about any other place in the country, but around here, the only people who chill in the park all day are the ones who can already kill the big mountain, and would most likely outshred you any day you fuckin stereotypical prick, and what the fuck does it matter to you if someone wants to ski park you ass hole? Your probly just some fuckin earth first artsy trust fund mother fucker, who has no respect and a rich daddy to take care of everything so you actually have time to concern yourself with petty little stuff like this, no matter what you or your little coffee shop going pussy ass cronies say, im going to keep riding park, and dominating YOU in the big mountain you ass hole

rock out witcha cock out

-boyd
 
hahaha did you call Timbo a 'park-poser'??? oh you faggot, you have MUCH to learn

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why does everyone care so much what some random guy thinks about skiing, there a bound to be plenty of people with his attitude, and you cant stop them all from thinking that

what
 
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