Mogulmaster69
New member
Park rats have ruined the sport of skiing. The culture evolved around the terrain park has ruined millions of lives. They started as innocent skiers, sloping down the groomers, but slowly the park devil encapsulated their souls, banishing then to the terrain park.
It all begins with what they wear; XXXL pants comparable to parachutes wrap around their microscopic chicken legs and small knobs (which have never been used). And up top they wear XXL hoodies with satanic graphics and Aztec Sacrificial Toques. They wear tiny vintage Oakley Eyejacket sunglasses to cover their bloodshot eyes, and they cover their hands with leather from a cow. Under them they use Tri-Buckle full tilts, what’s 3+3? The answer is 6… 666 is their calling card. There skis are upturned at both ends, with graphics deciphering satanic killer cases, and brand names named after Hindu gods and small boats.
Their culture also revolves around drug use. They are all constantly high, whether it be from their penjamins or fentanyl. And this culture has spread around the world killing millions of innocent folks who just wanted to ski for Christmas.
Their music is also vulgar. Consisting of many PLUH’S and satanic words. One of these satanists is Playboi Carti. His music, which is used in countless edits, portrays genocidal messages to be upheald by the park community.
In conclusion, what park rats and their culture has done to the world should be brought to light. It is evil and has to be stopped at all costs.
Thank you for your time,
A concerned racer.
It all begins with what they wear; XXXL pants comparable to parachutes wrap around their microscopic chicken legs and small knobs (which have never been used). And up top they wear XXL hoodies with satanic graphics and Aztec Sacrificial Toques. They wear tiny vintage Oakley Eyejacket sunglasses to cover their bloodshot eyes, and they cover their hands with leather from a cow. Under them they use Tri-Buckle full tilts, what’s 3+3? The answer is 6… 666 is their calling card. There skis are upturned at both ends, with graphics deciphering satanic killer cases, and brand names named after Hindu gods and small boats.
Their culture also revolves around drug use. They are all constantly high, whether it be from their penjamins or fentanyl. And this culture has spread around the world killing millions of innocent folks who just wanted to ski for Christmas.
Their music is also vulgar. Consisting of many PLUH’S and satanic words. One of these satanists is Playboi Carti. His music, which is used in countless edits, portrays genocidal messages to be upheald by the park community.
In conclusion, what park rats and their culture has done to the world should be brought to light. It is evil and has to be stopped at all costs.
Thank you for your time,
A concerned racer.
