Park jumps are dead to me.

........im just jump....maaan i was so stoned off tanners jah vibe that day its hard to remember.

you're going to have to ask ski patrol about the dynamite in his boots though.

they tried to assassinate me !
 
Ahh everything makes sense now.

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it goes back so much further than anyone thinks....look carefully

ski patrol has been trying to blow me up for nearly a century

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All I got from that is that you suck at jumps but you can backflip and you use the words "one" and "fathom" to try and sound smart.
 
All I got from your douchebag response is an irrelevant reference to my jumping abilities (which you know nothing about) and no actual input on the subject matter at hand, making you sound like a total cocksucker.
 
im gonna go ahead and say if you dont think jumping is fun, you dont know how to jump. everyone i know who can do any jump trick loves them. or you are a pussy
 
stop trying to regain control...this thread now belongs to mike-o!!! and yes, you do suck. post some pics/vids to prove otherwise.

Mike-O is to gold as OP is to ........
 
I know how to jump, and I can do plenty of tricks. I don't need to prove that to any of you and it's completely irrelevant to this thread. Once again to everyone who hated on me and made assumptions about my skiing ability, you have added nothing to this thread, and I'd just like to send a big ol "fuck you" to all of you. I never hated on any of you, all I wanted to do was discuss something and it's a damn shame that you guys decided to direct hate towards me just because your opinion differs from mine. That's pretty pathetic and it just goes to show that you're incapable of having any sort of intelligent discussion about skiing.
My bad for trying to talk about something.
 
Let's get real here. It's the internet, what did you expect? I actually thought this thread turned out about as good as it possibly could have.
 
Oh yeah, such a shitty thread because I wanted to discuss an aspect of park skiing, what the hell was I thinking?
Could you possibly tell me what's so wrong with expressing my opinion on park jumps and where the course of my skiing experience has led me? I mean isn't that what this fucking website is for?
And you're a piece of shit for making assumptions about my skiing abilities, some member of this "community" you are.
 
In contrast..I think park rails are a joke and jumping is where it's at..personal opinion..get out and build a jump in teh bc that's what's good or urban is pretty tight as well but park rails ehhh
 
Man, thank you for being one of the only people to actually weigh in here and not be a dick. I can see where you're coming from, and if I had your skills, I would probably enjoy jumping more than I do.
 
What else is funny is that I average 9 posts a month and you average 3 a year. By the way, thanks for the profile view, bro. I appreciate it.
 
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