Park Etiquette

BoomBotix

BoomBotix

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I think we need major revisions to common park manners. Parks have gotten to be entire runs at most resorts, and I think when I'm 'ON' then there is nothing worse than having to check up and wait for some kid to paste his face on that huge fun box. I think when we drop, then it should entitle us to use the entire run continuously; that's really what makes slopestyle as you transition from one feature to the next with rhythm in motion.

 
that's all i do man, i just make sure not to snake people TOO bad.. usually the pack of like 20 people sitting on their asses before a feature wait about 20 mins before they attempt or don't even hit it, so it doesn't really make a difference.. just don't snake people then fall.. then you're in for it.. just pretend people are obstacles

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
it would be sweet if they had something that made everyone get in a line, but thats quit unrealistic. besides i just bipass the pile of stupid snowboarders sittin on there asses so il like the system the way it is

dont get it twisted
 
last year i did that, and there was like 5 minutes from the time the last guy went, to the time i dropped, and this guy was like 30 with four of his friends, chilling on his back on the landing. none of his friends stood at the take off or anything to tell me to stop. when i was spotting my landing, i saw his ass, adn it was to late. i plowed into his back. my film bitch was doing a follow, so he didnt see anything. when he came around to see me, one of the guys friends fucking hit the camera out his hand. im 15, adn the guys were all gonna take us on. the youngest one looked 29. it was fun. the greatest day of filming ever. oyu can hear us yelling back adn forth while there's snow in front of the camera

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there is nothing worse then haveing a bunch of snowboarders sitting on there asses in the middle of the inrun. JUST RUN THEM OVER

 
boarders sit on there ass's if they dont drop in 5 seconds after i role up i go

if they get pissed fuck em they are pussies

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excuse me flow,

whats the soup de jour?

it's the soup of the day.

ummm that sounds good, i'll have that.

dark helmet : if there is one thing i despise it's a fair fight
 
ya i wait like 10 sec. if no one goes i drop, but some little fucker always seems to go the same time and cuts me off. it's fucking anoying

that's my two cents

School=no money=no skiing=insanity
 
thats so gay how they sit there and block jumps ive never seen a skier do somthing like that at my hill

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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie
 
Being bigger has its advantages since you carry speed better...thus if some dude goes at the same time you will beat him to the jump. Or just threaten them everytime they cut you off.

A brave man will not live forever but a coward will never live.
 
i always set up a few yards above the pack. i shout dropping and then just give 'er. that way if anybody tries to snake me i can pass their ass and carry extra speed into the hit.

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^yeah, we go faster than boarders and we have poles. I ride up, wait for one or two guys, raise my pole say 'next drop' and go. Don't wait for other people to try to figure out what they want to be when they grow up. Plus, if you sit above a big hit too long, you will get up in your head, and bad things happen when you think.

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When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.(think about it)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
Yeah it's not like there are official rules to the park. I figure the stupid boarders on their ass are just waiting to be entertained, so I'm more than willing to bust something fat for them. Just don't cut off people that can kick your ass off the slope. At Northstar, I hit this fun box going in front of this girl boarder, she yelled 'Fuck you' and then I flicked her off going fakie all the way down.

 
ok you little bitches you need some cheese with that wine just go yell drop fuck em too many people worry bout how they look or they dont wanna piss any1 off and if some1 cuts you off who cares that why there are lifts or you have feet hike it and do it again.

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'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' -Crystal-Needs-A-Park

Are some skiers trying to copy snowboarding?

Tanner: There\'s a small group of people that are doing that, but I think for the most part, there are a bunch of Rollerbladers and skiboarders that are being gay.

HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! ANCIENT INC
 
I ride it like a single run. It makes the run more fun and harder because you need to keep your line. If someone gets in my way, I just go around them. The thing that I fucking hate is kids who shouldn't be in the park because they fall all the time. This gets really dangerous when they eat it on the back side of a jump. I'll come flying off and sometimes land practically on top of them.

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
i cant stand kids who carve down the inrun to a jump and dont hit it, or adults for that matter, and people who use kcikers to rails as little jumps. thats not what the terrain parks for they should be kicked out. there should be a huge table over a moat or someting you have to clear to gain entrance to the park, that would be sweet.

 
i just yell drop and if some one goes at the same time ill just cut em off, if there littler than me and if there a snowboarder ill say fuck off and i still cut em off. i usually just yell tanner hall c'mon through and i drop in(all the snowboaders just sittin there are like whos tanner hall)

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^a test to get in, good call

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
this is one of the worst things that can happpen:

a 4 or 5 year old kid skis up the the lip super slow, then either just starts sliding back down, or stops at the topp of the lip and starts walking on it and chops the hell outta it.

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I always thought Bush steeze was when you go huge, then drop bombs on everyone watching you.

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^^ I like that idea with the moat around the park. I'm thinkin' a 20' box over the moat would suffice. Problem would be that the resorts would have to hire lifegaurds for all the suckas that don't make the cut.

 
Hahah, a moat would be prime!

Or a 20 dollar season pass to get into the biggest park on the mountain, so the shitty people wouldnt waste their money on something liek that and the rest of us could have it to ourselves.

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'Fear is your only god' - Zach Dela Rocha

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we have so many of those bitch 4 year olds sliding to top and turning around and walking off the lip. fuck it kills me..

riding PE's too!

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
they definately need to rope off parks more, like make you take an etiquette class or something, just to get the point across that the idea is to hit the jumps

If you have a 1380 SAT and a 86.71 GPA... what does everyone say? Not good job, not 'O wow, thats awesome!' No, they say things like 'You are an underachiever'

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'it was impressive, sort of like a gay dude taking a cock that's too big for him without screaming'

 
they do tthat shit here, we gotta do a lesson wher ethey tell us a what a table is an wat a rail is...then give us a sticker..BS. no one gives a shit anyway

riding PE's too!

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
come ride blackcombs park when its full on. We'll show you turbo laps...it gets rediculously sick.

Tunes on, bubble down and fuckin send it...

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
 
and no one fucks your flow cuz they're so scared of the big shit...

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
 
man i'm so glad i don't ski at any of ur resorts...my hills park is pretty awesome, awesome in the sense that people know what they're doing. i just think its because as of now the core groups of really good riders still rides at our hill and the little kids really respect them tons. so they follow they're lead. people know they're roll and when and when not to drop etc...

Phree Stylez
 
also...my hill has a 'no rentals' allowed rule. so that really keeps the riff raff outta the park. since all the rental skis and boots look the same its easy to pick out the pikers and tell them to leave or else they're gonna get in trouble. plus there is usually a patroller at the top of the park on busy days to filter out all the unsavory crowd

Phree Stylez
 
^ that isr eally incredible. people don't know shit at my reasort and it is really annoying. your crazy is you don't send a spotter to see if the landing is clear but that sucks because the spotters run is wasted. but it is better then landing on someone which does happen

 
ya last year was the first year they had a dedicated run for the park and they really did a great job. they'd shut the run down in the middle of the day for grooming and all that jazzy stuff. i guess they figure. the better they keep the park and the less injuries accour on it the bigger and better features they can add. pretty neat stuff

Phree Stylez
 
freeskiing04, you need to change your icon. i read your post, adn actaully respected, adn then i realized it wasnt brody sayin that. i never look at the nammes. i go by icons.

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
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