Paris Hilton

well, i want to know if you ppl out there in NS think she's hot,post sum pics,. last night watching the baseball game i saw her standing in the crowd, she looked awful, just wanted to know whut you thought

Save A Mouse, Eat A Pussy
 
True, but she acts like shes the shit on fire, and releases at least one sex tape a month, so loads of people think shes hot

WWW.FACTIONSKIS.COM

Jibberish: Minimizing my grades since 2004.

 
that's hot!

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

'quebec is the mexico of canada'-ride_like_fire

'g-dogg is a d-bagg'-DAMICO
 
she is definetly hot. but her seduction attitude is what makes her reallly really hot.

-formerly known as publicenemy1023-
 
shed bang any guy. fuck shed even bang atlantaski even though hes a fag but thats just because shes to fucken stupid to know the difference a straight white guy and a rich wigger faggot

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
ive only seen one

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
There are very few times when I've thought of her as attractive. Her sluttiness turns me off.

And I've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man..

Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings..so we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off..cause we'll know just what they're thinking..cause what they're thinking...

-Relient K

 
the real paris hilton video is where its art, not the shitty night one. She blows like the pros.

I'm an ocean in your bedroom
Make you feel warm
Make you want to re-assume
Now we know it all for sure

The star wars of the 80's!!!
I'm rick james, bitch.
 
God she is hott.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
yeah... and when was the last time one of you guys got a blowjob from paris??

'was that your first time....yah know...seeing one?' - aclsarescary
(on a girl freaking about being flashed)

STOP STEALING MY ICON BITCHES!
 
she likes to make amateur porn which in my book is the best thing you can look for in a girl

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
dude, go watch her porn videos and you can see for yourself. she puts in 0 effort

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- Harvιε


I ski therefore I am

 
im surprised im one of the only ones to say i think she's ugly white trash. her attitude makes me want to push her into traffic and she definetely needs to eat something.

I ski at the crappiest hill ever...

 
she's ugly white trash. her attitude makes me want to push her into traffic and she definetely needs to eat something.

i had to type that again because it was so well put. A+

 
did you all know she wrote her autobiography? I didnt even know she could read.

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'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.'
-Anathema

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'girls are cruel and unusual, like pouring acid into a cat's ear'
-NoTeefa
 
anyone that says they wouldnt fuck her is full of shit

Some folks look for answers, others look for fights

Some folks up in tree tops, just looking for their kites

Goes to show, you don't ever know

Watch each card you play and play it slow
 
um, no. actually i think she is quite disgusting and has no sex appeal whatsoever. she's flat as a board, both ass and chest, her face is kinda fucked up, and she's way too anorexic looking. again, quite disgusting.

 
I didn't know she had more than one porn video. What are the other ones about?

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
i'm not sure if they have themses, well, other than sex

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
I watched the simple life and that made we wanna smack her and Nicole Richie' heads together so they look ugly and get rejected, they talk trash to everybody and treat them like their slaves, kiss and talk to a fukin chihuahua, screw ppl over wherever they go, it just made me so damn angry to watch them. Can't deny Paris is hot tho.

Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner???
The drunk speeds through the stop sign and the stoner waits for it to turn green
(My real ID is french_hucker)
 
weazleb is the only one thats on my level right now, what the fuck is wrong with the rest of you?

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
if she came on to you, youd do it. Better quarter pounder than the big mac.

I'm White?

Fuck him, fuck his teeth, and fuck his coats
-mommy

 
the intervew on weekend update was so funny. is there a ball room at the paris hilton? yes there is. can i have my balls held by the paris hilton?

__________________

put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
shes not that hot actually

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-Jonathan
Jibij Pro Shop
'jibij is the dope steeze. go there for all your core ski needs'
 
oh she's pretty hot, but the fact that she's a complete dunderhead is very unattractive.

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- Harvιε


I ski therefore I am

 
hilton.jpg


-sean
 
That's a hot pic, but there are a lot of normal chicks who would be equally attractive with that amount of make up and airbrushing.

 
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