Paris Hilton is in Whistler right fucking now

o yea i saw Chris Turpin what now!!!

SGB

'how about u call it a double grab? or a japical or critinap'-pussyfooter

 
im gunna slamm her hahahahahahha

Im not outta line your outta line the whole frikin system is outta line and when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo and find out its your best friends face, well guess what marge its chinatown.

 
wrap it up

'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G

'the devil only exists beacuse of your belief in him, same goes for that other guy'

- Sage Francis

 
holy shit you saw chris turpin? no way.

I saw pam on friday morning.

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'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
I met paris last year on the gold coast in Australia at shooters we had a vip section and she came and sat with us casue there was no other section at shooters just the one thaey set up for this afterparty i was at she not that hot in real life, I know soo many way hotter chicks she would be the best fuck ever though shes soo dum though and for a rich chick she aint got any class, anyways im in London right now and i passed out last night early and my parent went out to dinnner in the pickadilly(i cant spell for shit)and they went to a mexican place and they saw nicki hilton i was really pissed of when they came hoem casu ei stayed at the hotel so i could have a some peace and a wank and they fuckin go out and see the chick i really wanna fuck its shit! anyways some pro skier better tap paris hilton. Shes hard to get though unless your hell famous(then shes the biggest slut ever) at that same party that i met her Seth enslow and the Crusty uys (freestyle moto x) triesd oh so hard to hook up with her and she bared them soo hard it was helerious brian deggon ect. all think there rock stars man did she bring them back to reality... So ryan ! when you see the hoe at garfs go ask her for a quicker out the back your pick up line should be 'what up girl, hows it going? your hot , i gotta video camera and a truck out the back wanna make a sequal to that video you made last year??'

ulta-matum

'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
fuck i cant spell,

ulta-matum

'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
fuck her in the name of the freeskiing community

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
aussiepimp, i think thats the longest sentence i've ever seen...

paris hilton is disgusting, any of you guys that have wanked to her could probably get off to jim carey in a wig

'my cum went in my open mouth, and long story short, i feel really bad for crack whores.'

-twintipteles
 
do you even know how old mattman is?

I'm not sure about his chances...

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'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
one time at the four seasons in chicago we saw ice cube. it was awesome

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strangers passing in hte street by chance two separate glances meet... and i am you and what i see is me
 
Haha Amy, yea no chance

Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

NS Historian
 
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