Paris Hilton is fucking hot

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emb531

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and a slut too, can't get much better than that. i can't wait to her new show on fox with that other bitch, dunno her name.

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High North Session 4 reppin
 
i like the other one better the one that kinda looks retarded

The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
 
paris hilton is sooooo gorgeous. im in love with her

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ElasmoSKIEROates: they can all lick my nonexistant sweaty nut sack
 
meah she is alright. personally i am sick of seeing the stereotypical blonde hair blue eye chciks everywhere.

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well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
 
^ I'm in agreement to an extent I dont like the stupid balloon tits looking fake chests blonde whores. They are all over my wonderful pornography and they just plain look stupid I would hate to be so fake and stupid looking

The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
 
i saw on the news that theres some new sex tape of her n some dude. i guess someone threatened to release it so her family is suing to keep it from getting out, but u know that shits on the internet somewhere

 
1. Isn't there already a thread on this that had pictures?

2. Driskey, you're in love with so many chicks, it's rediculous.

3. She's gorgeous

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Banana Turtles forever, baby!

BE JEALOUS!

GIRLS OF NS
 
I think it got deleted, but I know there was one.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Banana Turtles forever, baby!

BE JEALOUS!

GIRLS OF NS
 
There were a bunch of MAXIM pictures of her and a lot of her and her sister...

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Banana Turtles forever, baby!

BE JEALOUS!

GIRLS OF NS
 
im in love with you the most sarah

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ElasmoSKIEROates: I really don't care what people on NS think at all anymore

ElasmoSKIEROates: they can all lick my nonexistant sweaty nut sack
 
Umm, because I have a good memory and I remember past things.

Hahaha of course you do, Driskey. :) So silly

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Banana Turtles forever, baby!

BE JEALOUS!

GIRLS OF NS
 
You just thought of that wow

Matt

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This year I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks

you guys on the east have mountains yet?-CJ

 
They are in Australia at the moment, Paris was fucking like the 4th runner up from Australian Idol hahahahhahah (the American equivalent was Pop Idol or American Idol I'm not sure, gay reality show anyway).

The sex tape is on Kazaa but it's not that good.

 
i wouldnt say that shes all than hot. attractive, very, but i wouldnt say at the same level as say, salma hayek or penelope cruz, or jennifer garner

He who dares wins
 
Yeah aus_skier's right, apparently her and Millsy (the dude from Australian Idol) were hitting it off. They were seen on the balcony of her hotel room (I'm guessing it was the Hitlon) and then at the Melbourne Cup. I think that's why she was here, for The Melboune Cup festival. I'm also pretty sure her sister was down here to.

 
i just downloaded that paris hilton sex tape and it wasnt her, its krystal steel the pornstar, shes fucken hot tho

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
haha, you know alot about them pornstars, don't you?

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- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

 
actually i do hahahah, mostly alot of the young bitches who are 18 and are just getting into the business and do ass to mouth and have wild bukkake orgies, those are the best girls

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
^ Tis they are my friend. Tis they are..

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I don't like to read. I like to do things people like to write about.

 
ya i was dissappointed, lateralis was it that doggy style one?

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-Dave O'Neill

Representing the famed terrain of Ohio and New York
 
yeah, it was,and she has a tribal tatoo all across her lower back

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
one of you internet kids needs to find the real one and hook us up

The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
 
ElasmoSkiChick seams like them alot.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
I would tap her in a box, i would tap her, shes a fox. i would tap her in a train, i would tap her in the rain. i would tap her in the dark. SHUT THE UFCK UP YOU LITTLE NARK. dont tell her daddy, or i'll be fuct, id even fuck her in a ventalation duct.

mmmmmmmmmmm. id fuck her pussy even if it had green shit growin there... mmmmhmmmm. AMEN TO THAT!

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin

 
i'd fuck her in tim hortons.

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Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!
 
MUZZLE, shut the fuck up bitch. who said you could talk. i muzzled your ass, less talky, more licky. fuck you you mutha fucking bitch. im gonan fuckin rape yo ass.stfu anson. (but yeah, i woudl too.. in the pogol of hotchocolate, so hot)

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin

 
shes a anerexic bitch i mean rich bitch

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i love the smell of napalm in the morning

snow smells good to

uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
 
shes an anerexic bitch i mean rich bitch

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i love the smell of napalm in the morning

snow smells good to

uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
 
she can read minds???

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin

 
^hahahahahahaha

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ElasmoSKIEROates: I really don't care what people on NS think at all anymore

ElasmoSKIEROates: they can all lick my nonexistant sweaty nut sack
 
I wont post the actual picture since that will get deleted and kids look at this at school and what not. She needs to buy a razorblade though.
Paris02.jpg


A brave man will not live forever but a coward will never live.
 
thats a 500000000 dollar pussy your lookin at

The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
 
Yes she is hot !! and guess what ? shes screwin an Aussie guy by the name of Robert Mills. Yeah shes worth $100000000 but 'milsy' is just the guy at the Nott that used to sing and clean up tables inbetween sets. C'mon Aussie

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''Shake it like a polaroid picture''

 
icky one.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
its not taht hairy. id still tap her.

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin

 
^^ i would still also.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
i would tap that

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Five-9 Productions!

i got a drinking team, witha skiing problem.
 
her daddy made hotels

and i wanna fuckin do that girl...

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im UNDerGRouND

representin Northeast***

GIRLS OF NS....
 
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