Paris Hilton a "double black skier since she was 3" the truth?

skitoggrob

skitoggrob

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http://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/43328/

HAHA you have to check this out!
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And an expert skier who’d spotted her posing for photos at the top of

the mountain in a pink-and-white bedazzled outfit watched her ski away

and described her as “an advanced wedge turner.” A few days later, a

stylist who’d nearly crashed into her on the mountain wasn’t even that

generous. “Crap skier,” he said.
 
Oh no, she's probably a experienced skier, I bet she does lines a few times a week.
 
"Broke!"

"My nails are broken!"

"My nails are broke!"

"I've Got Broken Nails!"

(uhh, I think she has broken nails)
 
paris the name, ripping lines is the game. apparently she can pop of her nose like no other and as for dropping shit: she's gnar!
 
when i was 6, i snowplowed straight down double blacks.  not even turning, just making a really big pizza.  i bet paris could make it down a "double black" at park city...park city is flat. 
 
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Paris enjoys the human ski lift, who not only carries her up the slope, He carries her down again afterwards!! and shouts "oh my got you're such an awesome skier"
 
i heard her skis wore condoms to protect themselves from her.

i heard she likes to ride switch.

i heard she likes her pipecleaners.

i heard she likes double blacks in the back country.

i heard she went down to Jackson's Hole and did some pipe.

i heard double blacks have gotten the best of her and she ripped her ass doing them.

 
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