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how doesn't it contradict your logic? your argument is that, because smart people capitalize their letters, and i don't, i must be stupid. in order for this to be true then stupid people have to be worse at capitalizing letters/using the shift key than smart people. if you think that stupid people are just as capable as intelligent people at capitalizing letters/using the shift key, then why is my lack of using the shift key proof of my stupidity? basically you're saying: smart people can use the shift key, stupid people can use the shift key, you don't use the shift key, therefore you're stupid. see how the logic doesn't follow? a more logically sound argument would be: humans press the shift key, i don't press the shift key, therefore i'm not human.

have you considered that my lack of shift key-ing is a result, not of my stupidity, but of my just not wanting to? and i still don't see how you figure that there is a direct correlation between intelligence and pressing the shift key, but you seem pretty convinced, so who am i to crush your dreams?
 
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Pressing the shift key would be an extra keystroke that would waste energy, then you can use that energy later to fingerblast his mom. You sneaky bastard
 
I tried following along in this thread, but then you guys started using big words, and my literacy rate just isn't up there.

But hey, on my degree it says I read at a 2nd grade level, so I have that going for me.
 
My argument is directly above yours. Stop trying to redefine my argument so that it is something you can actually refute. That's called making a straw man, and it's a pretty obvious logical fallacy.
 
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