parents suck

my fuckin parents wouldnt go out tonite, even though i told them i would be home at 10, how fuckin stupid is that. which brings up another point, being the oldest child sucks too, im 15 and i am the first born, my parents dont know what the hell they are doing as far as parenting goes. by lil bro is gonna be able to be more independant, which is good

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'shut the fuck up by doctor dennis leary.'

'I sold a human foot to some chinese dudes in a van.'-Will Ferrell as Neil Diamond

'Hey Chris you wanna play a cd?'

bomb hills not cities

 
^for me its the exact oppisite, im the second born, and my brother got to do a whole bunch of shit and stay out and all that shit, im 17, and my dad grounds me for coming home at 2, BIG FUCKING DEAL. im gonna drop kick him in the fucking neck.

SamDCaylor
 
that sucks dude, the thing is, i dont party and shit like that, so my parents kinda trust me, and they will trust my bro right off the bat, letting him do what he wants, i had to prove myself first

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'shut the fuck up by doctor dennis leary.'

'I sold a human foot to some chinese dudes in a van.'-Will Ferrell as Neil Diamond

'Hey Chris you wanna play a cd?'

bomb hills not cities

 
dude chill out im in the same position as you, im a little older but the first born. Both parents are alcoholic so it makes it a little more difficult. in 8th grade there was a class trip that they wouldnt let me go on but they let my brother go on it this year, so you just gotta suck it up and use it to your advantage. get in a few fights and blame it on them. and if you get cought smokin pot, its always their fault because you 'didnt know what it was'

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
my parents jsut say call before 10 and say whats going on. then i do what i want.

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i try to avoid my parents as much possible, i just live in their house, theyre fucken losers

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
ha ha ha ha

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yea i'm the oldest to and it's so gay cuz my parents are all well you have to set and example and all this shit when my sis and bro can do w/e the fuck they want, life isn't far

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skiing=radical
 
well if ur the oldest and u screw up then ur pretty much fuckin ur younger sibling over. my sister did some really bad shit and now my parents gril me about just goin to my firends house

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mario doesn't need that shit, he can stomp his own game with out no mother fucking dinosaur horse. bich.

-alpentalik
 
im second born, my brother wasint allowed to have girls over let alone stay out till ten, and my parents dont give a rats ass what i do. its pretty sweet.but it could be because they dont trust me.

Farp for Life.

'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'

'You think your so smart Alex Trebek with your Greasy hair and your Dego mustache.'

'what did i just say about ethnic slurrs!?'

 
vtpublicenemy3 seriously, shut the fuck up until you're getting ready to move out. Then, you'll see all kinds of shit and problems. I'll explain the shit I'm having to go through now, but that will have to wait 'cause I have to go to work. But seriously, you're fifteen and bitching because OH MY GOD your parents won't let you go out one night. Hahahaha you should hear how tight assed my parents are. They interrogate EVERYONE I even just get a ride from. There was MANY a night when I wasn't allowed to go out, and I had a 9pm curfew until I turned seventeen. It's not much better now. My dad's saying all kinds of shit that's supposedly going to happen to me because I'm moving out. Quit your bitching. I hate when spoiled little bitch kids who get to go out and party all the time or don't have curfews bitch and moan because they're fifteen and the 'rents won't let them go out and get wasted one night. Cry me a fucking river.

-Sdot Odot

'haha it got deleted i guess that not tolerated unless your name is stef. lol oh i just noticed freezy is logged in no wonder' -lj5
 
im sorry sdot, i truly am, i'll shut up now. just chill dude, its not only one night, it happens all the time. and its more than just this too. but im still sorry

i love you lateralis

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'i try to avoid my parents as much possible, i just live in their house, theyre fucken losers'

-Lateralis

bomb hills not cities
 
ya mn i totlalyf eel were ur coming form im 7 & my st000000000000pid partens wont let mne otu past 3am i came home late and tehy said WTFSGET IN UR CRIB YO' so i bustted there heds in wiht afork and peed on a rug

 
^learn how to spell, and im the second born and i definatly dont get any more freedom. in fact, i get way less and my sister was an alcholic pot head. I dont drink unless im camping and i rarely smoke. my sister didnt have to be home till 2 when she was 17, and i dont have a curfew. but not in the good sense. it all depends on what im doing, but unless im at prom, its usually around 11

I dont want a large Farva!
 
look kid, you boast 15 as if it means something, you have absolutely no perception of what that is worth in the greater scheme of age. you are in comparison to others, a baby. i'm fuckin 21 and i know that i'm just a kid. don't doubt your parents. they are smarter, wiser and more experienced that you will be for years. in the words of mtv, 'you think you know, but you have no idea.'

we got it nice nice nice
 
seriously, the older you get, the more you realize how smart your parents are. and just kick yourself for doubting their intentions in the past.

wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty

 
yeah its easy with afterthought to realize that what they are doin is the right thing and good for you, but that doesnt mean it can't suck and you cant be pissed about while its happening

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'michael moore called...said he is ready to fuck you again' - SUpilot

'Yeah, most pros are strict Mormons. I read an interview with Tanner where he talked about his experience with a caffinated beverage. He said that it screwed up his style because he was poisoning the temple that is his body. Then some of his wives left him.' - Mistaskier

 
you don't have it bad at all. My parents aren't bad, and I actually like them, but I know people who's parents are worse. Just be thankful they care enough about you to not let you get your way all the time. They aren't beating you, and they're feeding you so live with it, because you couldn't live without them. They know what they're doing since they too, were teenagers at some point in time.

-Sara

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skihood.com
 
sdot shut up, you're telling him not to do the same thing you're doing. and no one has sympathy for you either.

-chris
 
this is really funny! i used to think that way about my parents and how much they were really out of touch. i then realized how much freedom i have compared to my little brother and sister. when i was their age i was allowed to do so much more. here's the reason why, if your parents start lecturing you because you fucked up, take it! don't fight back just take it. the more you show your parents how responsible you are the more trust they will have in you and the more freedom you will have!

dude, you're 15, stop your fucking crying! your parents probably don't let you out because a) you're a child or b) you're an irresponsible little fuck! remember this, your parents are not the enemy! you'll realize this when you get older.

as for me, im 21, my dad kicks ass and i think my mom is a psycho!

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

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i don't remember even how I had a social life at 15 seeing as how I had no license.

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'becuz atomick gives him more sstickerz so he is more spansczord'

-YAMATOM9 on why Mikael Deschaneux would go to Atomic
 
Sdot, you are mad stupid. vtpublicenemy3 has every right to bitch about his parents. What you don't have is the right to tell him that he can't do that.

Teddy

Poniverus

The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries.
 
ha ha ^nice i've come to realize that all my parents really want is the best for me and they want to make sure i'm safe but other that they are pretty cool with most stuff

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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

 
Ya, i kinida realized that too. But I still do the shit they dont want me to

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4
 
from my dads first tow mariages he had foru teenaggers so when he mariied my mom before i was boen she gotr to del awith 4 teens. annd iam and only child so i cnat get away wiht shit. beacue my brothers and sisters did every thing possiable twice

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give american girls alcohol and theyll do anything, they turn into raging sluts who freak out when they see a cock and just have to gobble it down.............and thats the way girls should be. Lateralis

 
^ Everything you post makes me hate you more and more

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Team Fresh
 
i had to read that 4 times so i could translate.

its like this...

i wes boen towd bhind a car nad dis a jupm.

shit work on that.

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Hahaha mad stupid? I think not. Sure, he has 'every right to bitch about his parents,' but kids are spoiled as fuck these days. I don't blame your parents for half the shit they do. CTripper, I was in no way looking for sympathy. I'm not complaining that my parents didn't let me go out. I understand where they're coming from. What would this kid do if his parents let him go out, anyway? Probably exactly what keeps them from letting him go out! Be grateful that they care about you enough to not have you go out, especially at fifteen. Kids don't even get grounded these days. Half the time, it's either forgotten or dropped, and the other half, it's losing the cell phone for a day or not getting to go to some high school 'lets get drunk and pull unloaded guns on each other' party one night like usual.

-Sdot Odot

'haha it got deleted i guess that not tolerated unless your name is stef. lol oh i just noticed freezy is logged in no wonder' -lj5
 
yes.

Farp for Life.

'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'

'You think your so smart Alex Trebek with your Greasy hair and your Dego mustache.'

'what did i just say about ethnic slurrs!?'

 
sdot must be really old, kids these days...he's probably at the most, 5 years younger, probably less than that

and teddy is right, he has every right to bitch, who cares anyways?

Jeff

Poniverus
 
sdot is elasmoskichick.

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'you can suck my dick mommy' - SmoKinSkier

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)
 
yea, im the guinea pig of the family too, it sucks

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-Joei

[free us from this]
 
Yeah, I'm ElasmoSkiChick. I'm seventeen. All I'm saying is that kids and teenagers now seem to have very little appreciation for things because they're getting so spoiled and have very little dicipline or house rules. I work at a toy store. I should know. I see kids cry and scream all the time and parents who are in there at least once a week just using their whole paychecks to make their kids 'happy'. Just eight years ago when I was ten, kids my age were nothing like they are now. It just seems like parents care less and less. Either that, or they're just too busy working or worrying about their kids hating them to notice what's really going on. Personally, I don't see the problem with a little dicipline. If you do something wrong, you get grounded. That's how it should be. I personally think that kids/teenagers who have parents who do enforce rules/use dicipline will respect their parents much more later and appreciate things much more, as well as be better parents in themselves in the future. I can understand being mad for a couple days because your parents wouldn't let you go to some big party, but saying they're sucky parents because of it just seems to be pushing it. Sound like somewhat reasonable parents to me. I know many many years down the road when I'm a mom, I won't want them going out and getting completely shit faced all the time. There's more to life than JUST that in my opinion, although it is fun to trashed occasionally.

-Sdot Odot

'haha it got deleted i guess that not tolerated unless your name is stef. lol oh i just noticed freezy is logged in no wonder' -lj5
 
ok, i do like my parents, and i was just pissed at the moment. and im not saying they were wrong or anything, i respect them, again, i was just really pissed off at the moment. and i do realize that they can pretty much do whatever the fuck they want and theres not a whole lot i can do about it, so im sorry i wasted everyones time. oh it was kinda cool too, cuz that nite they could tell i was really pissed and my mom could tell, and she brought me to block buster to rent a movie. haha

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'i try to avoid my parents as much possible, i just live in their house, theyre fucken losers'

-Lateralis

bomb hills not cities
 
and s dot, fuck you, 'what would this kid do if they did let him go out anyway' dude, they didnt let me go out 'just because', you know, it was for no reason, i dont really party and shit, my parents have no reason not to trust me

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'i try to avoid my parents as much possible, i just live in their house, theyre fucken losers'

-Lateralis

bomb hills not cities
 
I won't want them going out and getting completely shit faced all the time. There's more to life than JUST that in my opinion, although it is fun to trashed occasionally.

your basing all your words on the notion that when kids like to stay out late, they are doing drugs or drinking? hardly. i know many people that do drugs, and many that don't. but you're saying that every teenager gets fucked up, which is rediculous.

-chris
 
hmmm...i extended my curfew to like 100 by just saying i can make my own good decisions. they were cool with that.

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yeah i tell my mom that i will let her know what i am doing, and when i am coming home, and that's that.

-chris
 
it seems to go over easy if your mature about it. but vt arent you 15? whats the big deal once you drive rules extend. so jsut relax and do your best. im 18 so its easy for me.

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Picture a pasture open to all. It is expected that each herdsman willl try to keep as many cattle on the pasture. when a herder adds a cow to the pasture, he reaps the benefits of a larger herd. Meanwhile the cost of the animal - damage done to the pasture - is divided among all the herdsmen....... the herdsmen are getting nervous. putting more cattle on the pasture isnt helping anyone. (mental commons)

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****NWFT****
 
i was out with my girlfriend from 7 to 4 AM on saturday night. my mom kinda called me right when i was coming home to make sure i was ok. she asked when i was coming home not even told me to. wait till you're older, even 17, and you'll have more freedom. my parents don't really care what i do or where i go and i dont do anything bad.........

-Ira

Member No. 8857

Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
I never said all teenagers drink and do drugs. I know many who don't. I'm just saying, maybe they're just looking out for him. How does me saying that I wouldn't want my kids getting wasted all the time lead you to the conclusion that I think all teenagers do drugs and alcohol?

To the guy who created this thread, I apologize for saying what I said aboutwhat you would have done if you had gone out. I honestly thought that maybe that's why they didn't want you to.

-Sdot Odot

'haha it got deleted i guess that not tolerated unless your name is stef. lol oh i just noticed freezy is logged in no wonder' -lj5
 
ilovehead, maybe thats why they don't care...

-Ira

Member No. 8857

Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
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