Parents having sex ?

why are you so proud of this shit its disgusting...you have quote from your own post in your sig... and its of your parents having sex!!!!
 
yeah for fuck's sake! Its your parents having sex, thats not something you should be proud of witnessing

every other post you've made since you created this thread has said "bang me like a hammer"

it was very funny for the rest of us but it shouldn't be for you!

 
ohhhh

i have a friend that walked in on his parentsin there room, then one of his older brothers in the living room, an his other older brother kn the basement couch in his house in a 15 minute period all not knowing about eachother- an it's wierd cause there not an open family at all

best part- HE STILL HASEN'T GOTTEN ANY!!!!!!
 
It died because it got lame real quick. While it was funny when created, it no longer holds the humor that it once did. Sorry.
 
ahhh dude a week ago i heard my parents going at it at like 1am because my adderall hadn't worn off while i was trying to sleep, and all i could think about was "bang me like a hammer", it kept me up for another hour just thinking about how gross it was...ughhhh
 
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when i was five i had a bad nightmare so i went into their room to sleep with them and they were both naked and i slept between them. never thought anything of it until now haha
 
kid why are u so proud of this? it's not something to be proud of and it's not that funny, quit bumpin this shit
 
Good bump. I missed this thread. +karma bro especially for laughing at it and not goin bananas your parents still fuck. fuckin hilarious.
 
dude i feel your pain. three weeks ago, i got up at one in the morning to grab a glass of water, opened my door and was about to walk down the stairs when i heard bed creaks coming from my parents room. i froze on the spot yo. then i heard them moaning and just generally having a good time. i slowly edged my way back into my room and popped SSX On Tour in the Playstation and tried to forget about it. never thought about telling NS until i saw your thread.

thank god i didn't hear my mom say anything like "bang me like a hammer."
 
damn this thread was funny when i started reading, but the last page where this kid kept bumping his post really made it disappointing. i didn't realize this was 2 1/2 months old. how is this still funny to him?

anyway to make this post worth something:

when i was in 7th grade we were searching for my buddy's dad's playboys. under their bed we found a box that had a duck on the top of it. thinking there were cigars or something in it, we decided to open the box. inside was a dildo, some vibrating balls, and lube. I always wondered what those balls were for when i was younger. now after remembering that event due to this thread I realize they were anal beads. We were playing with the balls wondering what the hell they were. yes you heard me correctly, i played with someone's vibrating anal beads. i can only hope it was his mother's and not his father's beads. I certainly hope they were washed. Eh I'm grossed out now.
 
One of my friends came home from college for break early once, and he walked into the kitchen and found his parents stark naked, hardcore boning on the kitchen floor. He just walked away...hahaha
 
haha if it makes you feel any better..

My friend walked in on her 86, 87 year old granparents going at it at her house just after her grandpa had his second hip surgery. Talk about disturbing....
 
Start a new page by saying that my parents had sex today on the other side of the wall of the couch i was (trying to) nap on. most awkward moment of my life
 
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