Parents having sex ?

In seventh grade my dad hid my zippo. Naturally, I wanted to find it so I looked through my parents room. Bad idea, I found their stash and there was some pretty kinky stuff there.
 
my friend was going through his friend's parent's room with his friend, looking for his friend's birthday presents (have I lost you yet?) and they found his mom's dildo, which was the size of my friend's forearm
 
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this is one of the funniest threads ive read in along time. you should have some real dirty sex with your girlfriend in your room so they can hear and hang a sign on the door that says "do not disturb banging like hammer, come back later"
 
lmao bang me like a hammer rofl, but anyways yeah dude i found my moms dildos etc. like a year ago and the vibrator was shaking the burrow and me and my friend couldnt turn it off, yeah thatw was a bad day
 
my parents are divorced and i caught my mom fucking one time because i didnt knock at her door and the second time she was on the sofa in the living room. they were pretty scary experiences lol especially the second time considering that she knew i might go upstairs and see them.
 
I'm pretty sure it's legit so it would be the latter (who would want their friends checking out their mom?). I remember my buddy showed me his moms dildo once too.
 
WORD OMG I WAS THERE ! we were looking for airsoft guns cuz his mom hid them and i went in her drawer and beheld a dildo world i wasnt prepared for . this thing went of like a bomb shaking th whole house. It was akward when she got home
 
ya definitely not me haha. but if i stumbled upon my moms vibrator i don't think i would ever tell my friends i would be to disgusted
 
haha...wait til you get awakened on a wednesday night at like 3 am to the sound of your parents fucking like monsterapes! god....most fucking scarring thing on earth. makes you want to kill them. seriously...good for them they keep up their sex life...but me and my sisters bedrooms are right next to theirs and they have a fucking squeakyass bed. and it was like 3 sessions...i thought theyd never finish. christ.

fuck that shit i hope you never hear that.
 
were o vacation in california, and their going at it again.. havent heard any "bang me like a hammer" sayings thank god im in the other room and barlet hear shit, its great
 
hahahahahhahahahahahaha

that was great

i love how this kid just talks about his parents boning and laughs at it

but its all good cause we have the same name
 
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