Parents having sex ?

Me: mom you liked mc HAMMER back in the day right
mom" why ?
me: you know its HAMMERTIME

then i left haha
 
haha now my mom keeps asking why i slept down stairs and i said is it a crime, bc i fucking did, and then i said its hammer time i mean time for me to go on the computer. bahah this is greatttt
 
I know you guys are young, but 45 and 46 is not that old. Anyway, I heard my rents going at it when I went back to visit them and they are almost 60. Not the greatest thing to hear, but good for them. I'm going to be fucking til I die.
 
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mom and dad
yeah my mom looks real chinky, becuase the picture was taken with my computer. ill get a better one soon

let the photoshopping begin

 
she looks like a chimpmonk in that picture shes not closing her eyes its jsut the way i took the picture.. its makeup too, ill try and find a better one
 
so my moms birthday is comming up and iwas thinking of putting a hammerin her room or with her birthday present i get her
 
the dads hahah still funny, his dad wanted us out of the house pretty bad, i guess he wanted to "bang her like a hammer" as parents are saying these days.
 
You should talk to them about it, and just be like, oh yeah next time you decide it's "hammer time" please can you be a little more subtle about it?
 
so my brother come shome from college, and i tell him what happed. we were eating and my mom was in the kitchen and hes like wtf i dont want to hear that and i told him to start saying hammertime and shit that that. hes goes DYLAN what time is it ? i go hammertime! and he goes yeah! youve heard of the new tennis racket the hyper hammer all the rich kids play with it! it was money
 
just tell your brother not to piss you off or you will BANG his face LIKE A HAMMER right infront of your mom. then she might get the idea
 
that is a slightly akward situation.i have similar story, exceot i was being made. so i dont know much
 
haha yea really, you need to quit dancing around it with the hammertime refrences, she's probably not getting it. AT this point it's most likley too late, she'll just think the new hammer jokes are about the hammertime stuff you were talking about earlier. You need to try to get a new catch phrase, I sugest you listen in tonight, or tell your parents you'll be gone for a few huors and leave a tape recorder.
 
ahhahahahahahahah this is too funny. my roommate was telling me a really serious story when i was reading this and i started laughing out loud horrendously and she freaked out on me. but so worth it. gross you heard that dude... butta... funny as fuckk.
 
Thank you for making this thread. I can't remember the last time I've been amused by a thread in NSG.
 
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