Parents having sex ?

[Dylan_]

so its a good night i was chilling with my girlfriend and then my parents say their going to happy hour, allright fine, cool. me and my girl friend leave and go see a movie. i come back and i hear my parents fucking in their room i keep hearing sex noise, and my mom yells bang me like a hammer, im falling off the bed, balls slapping against a vag, ect. its so wrong and gross, i was gonna walk in but naw i came downstairs becuase i got sick of it. and thought id had to tell NS to get someone to laugh. any similar storys anyone ?

 

[steezyjibber]

wow

thats great but i feel bad for u

BANG ME LIKE A HAMMER, LOL!

 

[Dylan_]

hahaha i know its soooo fucked up considering their 45 and 46 i thought they would have lost the juice a while ago

 

[Pklink04]

please work the line, bang me like a hammer into conversation at breakfast tomorrow

 

[Dylan_]

ill try and ill set up my computer to record it and try to post it

 

[skijunkiedtm]

haha please! and then post up there response

 

[ThaLetterM.]

yeah dude i bet your dad got a huge nut too.

 

[freestyler540]

I feel ya, I was so happy when I moved out

 

[ax_murderer]

ahhhahaa
we all just laughed so hard. bang me like a hammer
that sucks dude, so bad

 

[triebby]

damn, your mom likes it rough

 

[Dylan_]

yup and she called my phone thinking i wasent home shes like where the hell are you ( when i answered) and im like im downstairs trying to sleep, shes like why arent you in your bed im like cause i dont have to be bye. this does suck, its gross. ew! ahah

 

[BootySpunk.]

Yah she does ;].....had to be said.

 

[Tinga]

bang me like a hammer..... ahahahahahhahaha

 

[whattheshit]

your parents fuck. big fucking deal.

 

[SteezePatrol]

post a pic of your mom

 

[SteezePatrol]

so some geek can do a silly photoshop involving a hammer or something

 

[duckets.]

lol classic, bringing the dirty talk when the kids are home

 

[whattheshit]

its hammer time

 

[Dylan_]

yeah i dont think ill put a pic of my mom on here because of what im told my moms hot, and thats gross to o but i mgiht just so it can get photoshopped lmao

 

[A-Style**]

please do. also did you get the 'bang me like a hammer' into breakfast?

 

[user098123]

After saying that, you really have no choice man. Pics.

 

[.makuma.]

as if this thread hasnt gotten personal enough

 

[Itsbackfliptime]

As far as I'm concerned, my parents have only had sex 1 time.

 

[Reptar.]

.

o and why did you listen after you heard Bang me like a hammer.

 

[zesty_buddy]

^hahaha

I am gonna laugh so hard if she is a milf

 

[slaydave]

HAHAHAHHAHA YES.....

 

[EL_FINRE]

awkward?

 

[Tinga]

no way dude i was artificially inseminated. they have never had sex.

 

[TZP]

show us a pic of her bro

 

[joly.sp]

I have a brother so 2 times, not more.

 

[RICK_ROSS]

or balls

 

[-justice-]

haha that is hilarious. I feel for ya bud cause if it was my folks doing that I'd feel mortified but in this case it's just too damn funny.

 

[Alex_thedroog]

haha, you should ask your mom what bang me like a hammer means

 

[Alex_G]

ahhhhhh thats gnarly dude. funny thing is my friend just walked in on his dad and girlfriend making out in the garage. His dad was about to do her.

 

[Abc567def]

but the worst part about that is that you were involved in it when that happened...

 

[crazyfuck]

bang me like a hammer... wow. tell your mom to give me a call.

 

[marc_sncl]

haha i want to some photoshopped pics

 

[Lateralis]

ever wonder why your parents dont have sex anymore??

try opening a grilled cheese

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Hahahahahaha 'bang me like a hammer!', that is more than awesome. I'm stealing it.

 

[AntifreezeSteeze]

u wud...

 

[triebby]

ahahahaha, i just heard that the other day. such a lat comment too.

 

[HailSatan]

I thought Happy Hour is when you go to the bar, but way to go for your parents lol.

 

[Dylan_]

happy hour s going to a bar ^^ then they came back........

 

[comeatmebro]

dude lets see your mom. i wanna see some good ass photoshopping go down!!

 

[theratpack]

sorry man i couldnt get her to keep quiet last night she just kept screaming bang me like a hammer for like the whole time i was banging her next time well just go back to my house

haha

 

[thecounty]

ya bro, you gotta post a pic for your mom, i can see this turning into an awesome thread.

 

[Dylan_]

ill try to get one
i got one of her and my dad... brb

 

[comeatmebro]

hahahahahhaahahahahahahahhaahhah

yeah that wasn't funny at all.

 

[JC_Nolan]

bahahhahaha mad funny thread but is the kids dad gunna bang the KIDS girlfriend? or his own hahaha

 

[Jwalk]

bhahahaaha really is that right jordan

 

[Dylan_]

breakfast time!!!!!!!!!!