Parents caught u smoking?

evan25

evan25

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well last night i went to smoke a bowl with my friends and we thought my dad was asleep and he wasnt and we looked through the window and he was standing there, this was like our 3rd bowl so i was pretty high and i was scared shitless and it ended up he was just like dont do it again and laughed it off has this happened to anyone else?
 
Yea, I used to get caught all the time back in the day. First time it was in middle school, so I was grounded for a month because they thought I was way to young (they were right). Ever since then they dont care as much as they used to. For instance, I smoked a couple bowls and I was rocking out on my guitar cuase I thought my mom had left for good, but she came back a coiple minutes after I had finished. She knew but she didn't say anything.
 
I've never been caught but what is weird is the first time I smoked with my friend, we were at another friends house. And he kept telling me that I would get caught because I looked really high. Well I didn't really care, I don't think I was too high, I was more just like laughing a lot and listening to the Rolling Stones a lot. But the next time I smoked, I started to get dizzy and I couldn't keep my balance and ran into my friends grill and knocked it over, the grill is heavy too, like atleast 50 pounds and i'm a little shit. Anyways, that time I was really scared and though for sure I would get caught but when I went home I ate a bunch of food infront of my mom, drank like to huge things of green tea and went and watched a movie in my room. When my dad came home, he didn't notice either. I dunno, maybe they know but I doubt it.
 
the first ttime i got caught my parents locked me up for like a month, n a half, but i toldthem i wasnt gonna stop, and now that im 18 n shiet they jus tell me not to get into trouble
 
the one time i got caught was because I didnt have a key to my house and the back door was locked for some reason. My mom heard me trying to get in my house and she was watching me, knew i was high. I eventually maned up and went through the front door since it was cold out. She just yelled and forgot about it in the morning
 
my mom is so sketchy, im high around her alot like when i go home but she never catches me when im high but when im not even high i dont even look high she is like" why are your eyes so red?" and they wouldnt be.. and then shes like "YOU BETTER NOT BE SMOKING POT?" im like yeah ok mom i dont think so she still hasnt caught me. 3 years now.
 
haha yea my dad was just like ur dumb, but im happy it was him and not my mom because she may have castrated me and today ive been home with my dad all day and he hasnt brought it up so im ok
 
i was 17 at the time when my mumma was cleaning my closet and she found a couple beers, when i walked into my room she just smiled at me and asked.. 'does your brother drink and drive?'

what the fuck?
 
oh yeah did i mention that my dad knows i smoke weed he doesnt even care,, becuase he does it! i dont know why actually but he just gave me a lecture about not doing it in school and there is appropriat time to do it but its chill.
 
a while back my buddy and me went a smoked a pretty big joint. We used my coffee grinder to bid up like an oz as well. This was in grade 9, we smoked this huge joint it was like noon, no one was home. We come in and like right away everyone gets home we stank of bud and the coffee grinder was still full of shit. Ya i got in mad shit grounded for like a month but now i dont get in shit for anything
 
damn ive never been caught before...but i try to be pretty careful because if i got caught my mom would probably kill herself...not to mention what would happen to me
 
ive got caught like 4 times and i allways just tell my parents that ill never do it again and shit but they are right hard ass about it they were going to kick me out and the next time i get causght i will get kicked out it sucks
 
I DON'T SMOKE,

SO MY ANSWER IS NO.

i don't want to either because my dad is a weiner.

and i DO NOT want to grow up and be like him.
 
My mom showed me a soda-bottle bong that she found today, and i was like, "I really don't care" and she didnt discuss it any further. I truly don't give a shit what she thinks. I've been caught with shit before, and she knows I do it, so I'm not really sketched out any more about anything.
 
My friend and I were sorting stuff out into bags and weighing it out and we thought someone was coming in so he stuffed a bag with like 4.5 g's in the couch and we left and he forgot never told me. same night we come back and are chillin on the porch and a dime bag falls outta his pocket without him knowing.

So the next day she finds me and is like i found marijuana on my porch and was soo pissed , like i was on restriction for a month or so. Soo disappointed. the next day after i got caught she found the second bag,a nd was doubly pissed cus i told her it was just me and i was depressed and never done it but then she realized i lied and had alot more weed .

then a few months later i smoked a little and i let my friend use my lighter when i put it back in my pocket the lighter stunk up my pockets and some buds fell in the pocket and my mom got me there the next day when she washed my pants
 
I'm just busting on noobs. Its not mean, its necissary. I'm teaching you the ways of NS, as in don't use bold or caps until its an emergency.
 
everytime i see caps i think of shouting, and when i think of shouting i think of... LARGE FRY MOTHAFUCKA! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK BK BROILER?
 
ive had whole conversations with my dad when i was high, i think he knew but he never did anything about it.

and ive been caught drinking but he didnt do anything bout it either.. hmm
 
my mom caught me in december. she is like a doctor or whatever and diagnosed it on me. like my behavioral changes over months. i told her i had only done it a couple times and i did cuz i was really depressed but will stop and that none of my friends did it when she asked about them. i got a month no sleepovers. then i got tested a random wednesday like last week and failed cuz i rolled a fatty the night before. told her i wouldnt lie about quitting and that she should trust me and that it was second hand. i really want to smoke again but im so afraid of a test, cuz they will call the cops.
 
i got busted a month ago i fucked up my neck (pinched a nerve i know it sounds soft but it hurts like fuck) and came home and stayed high the rest of the day but before i went to bed i decided to fuinnish off a roach so i could fall asleep of course being stoned i didn't put the fan on long enough or leave the window open the whole area around my washroom stank mom came up stairs and smelt it couple of days later dad told me he didn't care but if h caught me blazeing in the house again he would drag me down the stairs on my face

then i think a week after that i blazed after hockey came home and my dad somehow guessed i was high even though he only saw me for a minute also he found a half quarter in my sisters room (where i used to stash my weed since shes at university) sometime in that time period so the sat after that i got the we thin your smokin weed talk don't do it when it will effect you at school blah blah and that was it
 
oh this one time i was smoking a huge fatty of the dankest shit out there and my dad came up as i was taking a huge hit and then i let it out cause i was scared and then he grabs the J and the rest of the bag smelled both and was like holy shit i didnt know a mcdonalds salary could support you smoking sour deseil and white widow mixed together and i was like fuck ya it is and he was like if i had known that i wouldnt have worked at walmart cause it doesnt pay for it. and then i was like oh yeah no way and then he took me too his room and he had about 30 pounds of it in his closet and told me whats his is mine so then i took about a pound and used about 100 wraps and wrapped the biggest fatty ever and then smoked it with him and then went to sleep and was high for the rest of the month.
 
^ yeah me too

but i was smoking in my bathroom and my dad went in then came down stairs and said "how was the reefer?"
 
Ive got no problem facing people when im high. im a pro. but once I came home after eating an 8th of shrooms. oh man. I didnt get caught immediadetly. my parents thought I was sick. so I said I was tired and went to lay down. they came in later to ask what was wrong. I started blathering about random shit. then they knew. I was grounded for 3 months. best/worst trip of my life.
 
Never gotten caught, I think I just told them that I've smoked pot about a dozen times now, and my mom made that mom face (we're all familiar with) and my dad just was like, whatever, I did it a few times in college, no biggy.
 
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