Parents and Sex Talks

mine went something like this:

Dad: u know that sex is only if u love someone right?

me: yeah

Dad: and u know sex leads to pregnancy

me: yeah

Dad: dont do it unless u want to be a dad

me: ok whatever

Dad:yeah, sex leads to pregnancy...unless ur fuckin with a catholic priest.

me: please dont ever say that again, i think my brain just barfed.

and thats as extensive as mine got. true story. ive been scarred for life.
 
i'm in a national geographic movie about reproduction. now i can officially say i was payed to be in a sex movie. we watched it in science class. even my cousin on the other side of the country watched it. EVERYONE WATCHES IT!!!!!!!!!!!
 
haha my parents never really gave me the talk it was mostly my brother, he just said if i needed a condom come to him
 
my parents shipped me off to a private, all girls, catholic boarding school so they could avoid it.

so, instead, I got "the talk" from a group of NUNS. it went like this: "Well, girls, we know none of you are sexually active. Well, we hope. and we think that you should turn your lives to God, but if you dont, there are some things you should know..." they then went on to explain sex in some detail (including: "it feels really... nice") but if they're nuns... how does that work?
 
Apparently my grad date's dad told her "Have fun, don't spread 'em". That would be so awkward. I haven't got "the talk" yet, but they found porn on the comp, so I had to talk about that which wasn't fun.
 
Yeah mine was like 5 years ago..

Dad: Do you know what sex is?

Me: Yeah.

Dad: you know you should wear a condom becuase there are STD's

Me: yeah.

Dad: Ok. good.
 
once.

dad: you know I'm a biologist right

me: ..yea...why...

dad: I know alot about biology

me: okay...

dad: and those squirmy questions about sex

me: k

dad: alright then
 
Well i think it was only that becuase he was more nervous about talking to me about it then me hearing it from him.
 
I was on the chairlift and my dad was like, they teach you about the connection between males and females at school right?, and I was like ya, and he was like,"OK good now I don't need to give you the talk
 
me:ummm mom i have a really big problem

mom:what is it dear?

me:my dick

Mom; umm yea what about it

me;i just told you

mom:huh

me: it's really big what are you fucking retarded?
 
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