Parents and Sex Talks

fappy

fappy

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Defintly got my first sex talk tonihgt.

from my mom...

it went somewhat like this:

Mom: So, you do understand that sex is a good thing right?

Me: yeah, idk

Mom: God gave it to us not just for reproduction, but for fun too.

Me: ok

Mom: So, just remember put a condom on your....thingy. (laughs)

ME: (WTF!!!!) later

worst moment ever. any other expeirences people have had with their parents and sex talks?
 
my dad was like, "did you teacher talk to you about the birds and bee's"

me: yep

dad: ok, I'll fuck off.

me: yeah, go fuck yourself

dad: yes sir

me: and close the fucking door
 
This happened my senior year of highschool:

MOM: Andy, I was looking looking through your room today for that lacrosse award you won so I could show you aunt... and I found something else.

ME: Fuck

MOM: No, I didn't find your condoms... I found those last year actually. I actually found that letter you recieved from your second grade teacher that you lost.

ME: ... ... ... ...
 
I never had one, it was sweet. I really don't know why they are needed nowadays anyway (that makes me sound wicked old), I knew what was going down by the time I was in like grade 5 and if I hadn't sex ed in high school would have been there for me anyway.
 
My mom tried to tell me 2 years ago (when I was 1 year under the sexual age) that I was too young.

WTF!! I said.

Ill fuck whenever I want to bitch!

then I left the room
 
what the fuck? sexual age? that doesn't come in years, it comes in experience of life. and youre comin off desperate askin for a story of a sex talk between a girl on the internet and her dad...just my 2 cents.
 
my mum never talks about sex w. me my older brother decided to...the horror, i dont think he remembers much of the talk though cause he was kinda tipsy

scene: 2 am, puerto valarta mexico winter break, my brother gets back to the hotel and is sitting outside smoking a cigar on the balcony when he sits me down for "the talk". (my bro was 23 at the time and i was 14 it was suposed to be a family fun trip)
 
Never had one, but this is how it would go down if it did:

Parent: I think we need to have a talk about hot fucking (or whatever)

Me: K, what do you want to know?

Parent: *leaves*

hell yeah
 
hahaha, yeah, my mum just told me "dont be stupid."

But me and my mum are really close, and i'm not uptight about talking about shit with anyone, so any talks about sex dont bother me.
 
they never told me how it works, they just reiterate most of the time bfore i go out to keep it wraped up and dont drinka nd drive.
 
i still havent gotten the real talk my dad jsut says to me "im not gonna waste your time i jsut wanna let you know that i really dont care what you do just dont get arrested and dont get any girls pragnent." he also states that i should live my life like george clooney and get with as many girls as possible i try to live up to that.
 
my buddy has one of those massive trunks that looks like a treasure chest it is chockfull of porn vids/mags/toys/lubes/dolls/whatever. He has the whole downstairs to himself and this thing just sits there in the middle of the room, so wrong, oh yeah his girl is a pig
 
definitely remember mine...must have been in middle school at some point. My dad and I were going on a fishing trip that required a 7 hour drive, and you bet your ass we had "the talk" It was terrible...my dad is a doctor too, so this became a pretty long and involved discussion; I had no way out...
 
i got mine when i was 6. it was really aqward for me. but my dad wanted to give it to me and my brother at the same time. 2 birds with 1 stone
 
do you know how that stuff works.

Yeah

OK good, i didnt want to have to go through with this, tell your mom we had the talk, but say that we actually talked about it
 
it went something like this

dad: youir mom wants us to have 'the sex talk'

me:well that was very informative, goodbye
 
haha same.. they have never bothered yet atleast.. either they assume something since i have two sisters out of college or they jsut dont care
 
i got the sex talk when i was a freshman from this super hot senior chick at a party, it was very memorable, lets just say it was hands on.
 
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