Parenting on the newschoolers forums

[CaptainObvious.]

I feel like I get mega child points

**This post was edited on Jan 13th 2020 at 4:00:32pm

You do. 2.25% more points.

 

[tsingtaofanatic]

I know your tank costs $40 to fill. Here’s 60. The extra 20 is for “snacks”.

Holy fuck dad, you’re the best!

 

[STEEZUS_CHRI5T]

Fucked a girl last night then she tells me she’s not on any form of birth control.. are you serious

So? It’s not you like you heaved in her.

 

[SavageBiff]

That’s when you reply “I’m not on truvada cause I already have aids “

Fucked a girl last night then she tells me she’s not on any form of birth control.. are you serious

 

[AbiH]

Hey kiddo. You good? Need some gas money?

I do! Wanna Venmo me 500? Should cover the gas money for the month thanks pop my venmo is Abi-Harris-2