Parenting on the newschoolers forums

14094146:old-dirty11 said:
Fucked a girl last night then she tells me she’s not on any form of birth control.. are you serious

I can reply in september if you would like to update the status then
 
14094482:HYP3R_REAL1TY said:
I bet you call your dogs “your kids” and refer to their perception of you as their dad

Oh yeah buddy 100%. Better than lying about having a wife and 2 kids tho
 
I hope to some day, but I'm not going to if the world is a shitty place.

granted it already is, but I dont wanna be selfish and bring someone into a world thats ending etc.
 
14094745:aidanaughton said:
ahh I should have guessed with the handle, which do you like more, or do you like equally

Each one takes a little different love than one another but I do love them all unconditionally.
 
14094798:_IRRELEVANT_ said:
I thought this thread was gonna be about how [tag=266827]@oldmanski[/tag] is secretly our forum dad

If that is the case than I want a DNA test for some of you guys,lol.
 
14095036:DeebieSkeebies said:
im technically a legal guardian for 14-15 year old boys on weekends when i ski if that counts

is it bad that after getting halfway through your post I assumed it was going to be a michael jackson or priest joke...
 
The world can’t handle a second Mingg. I can’t even handle one Mingg. But there will come a day, and we will all be fucked.
 
I have no sex drive bc of methadone but i would consider having kids with a smart qt3.14 girl as long as she didnt demand sex other than to get pregnant.
 
14096076:DolanReloaded said:
I have no sex drive bc of methadone but i would consider having kids with a smart qt3.14 girl as long as she didnt demand sex other than to get pregnant.

This is why I love you
 
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