parent pressures

lagwagon

lagwagon

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FUUUCK!

Anyay heres my story:

I am going away this weekend to be with my friends at uni and to go out with them coz its my 18th(drinking age and shit) so i was gonna go out with them and have fun and my other friends were coming up from wellington, and we were gonna celebrate and mum and dad gave me this lecture on 'Your too young, your still a kid, youve got a bad attitude' and shit and im like what im young i wanna have fun and there like'you should be saving for uni, like making life shitty' and i go 'whatever' then my mum said'

Well go away then, your going without my blessing, im not cleaning up your mess' and im like got huge anxeity problems so thats sooo bad for me, and shes im like 'well thanks for caring mum'

fucken hell, i feel rejected.

Anyone else hate that sorta shit? i think i wrote tooo many 'likes'

HOMOSEXUALITY RULES!
 
take of your diapers and tell your mom to shut the fuck up you little pussy

But I ain't one ta gossip, so you ain't heard that from me.

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play
 
if the drinking age is 18 and your 18,whats to young about that? fuck get your mom hammered and she'll see,she'll be some horny slut cuz alcohol does that but its nothing we dont know about

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kill them.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

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maybe if you stop stalking 12 year olds your parents will think your more mature

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
 
^ good point

I wouldn't worry. If you have anxiety problems that should tell you when you have good judgement and when you are fucking yourself over. Sometimes parents are entirely too fascist too. Go have fun.

I'M TURNING 18 IN 5 DAYS!

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word to mammothpunks...and maybe its because your gay and she's afriad that you'll ruin the family's reputation by ass raping a guy. My thoughts

dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????

 
on froggy's comment: i think that xerox copies are better, but cannot be clasified as just copies becasue there xeroxs. if you have any insights let me know. and i know i just gonna a bunch of assmunching fagnuts saying shit like 'you should fuck your mom, heheheh' well heres a preemptive, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAGGOT(s).

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

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Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

 
yeah you guys are assmunching fagnuts, whatever that is

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me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

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Viva la Resistance!

 
man, my parents are examples of dictatorships in canada. I honestly believe that they think they are gods, and i cant do a fucking thing about it, until i finally move out.

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

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When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
^ hahaha, i'm gonna have to agree with the chart. but also you're an idiot, if you weren't an idiot your parents wouldn't be on your back. and you should save for university

Seize the carp
 
im surprised they dont want you to leave. im just jokin man...naw, just go...they'll be glad when your gone, and theyll soon forget about the whole thing.

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that chart is great

dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????

 
parent pressures are the worse...and i just live with ONE! its hectic especially with the whole university thing right now

 
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