paperbag sex

resnick13

resnick13

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I was out for dinner with some friends of a friend and we were just casually talking. So suddenly all of them bunch together and say 'Alright, we are going to ask you a question'

I am thinking it is going to be some hardcore question to answer, but this is what it was:

'If you could have sex with (insert hot celebrity here), but you had to wear a paperbag over your head with eyeholes while your doing it, would you?'

so naturally my answer was 'I see no reason why not'

and then they all looked at me like I was some weirdo, so I thought to myself if there was a trick to that question, but I couldn't find any. Is there something wrong with having sex to a hot celebrity with a paperbag over your head?

- Marc
 
thats fucked. were you with dirty skanks? did you fuck any of them you know are they dirty?

you there get down on this throbbing pole of hot man chickken
 
haha, that is mental yo, I see nothing wrong with that at all. I would wear a big fluffy bear head over mine if it meant I could give old Natalie Portman a good root.

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were they chicks or dudes? if they were chicks i would understand cause girls are retarded when it comes to guy boning hot celbrities.

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'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
Back when I was in highschool, this guy convinced this girl, not the most popular, at a party, to sleep with him. Only condition was that she had to wear a paper bag on her head. Reportedly, she found it funny and was sorta laughing. Me, I find it sick, but hey.

 
shit, i wouldn't go near her unless she was wearing more than just a paper bag

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'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
You're calling yourself ugly then. That's the joke; u put a paper bag with one hole in it and give it to an ugly girl.

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Stay the fuck away from Natalie, she's mine!

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oh man life jacket, you had to say that. thats just gross

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oh... my ...god...I want natalie portman sooooooooooooooo bad!!!

the thing I like about highschool girls, is I keep getting older but they stay the same age!

I don't just huck, I suck

Actually my name isn't even James!

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can't we all just get along?

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Arrrr! Appearently you kids dont know that Jay's staked his claim to Ms. Portman time and time again. he owns her and he will kill those who covet her. muahahahhahahhah

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Thanks therealgomer. I guess I'll just have to hunt these kids down.

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yeh im pretty sure jay already owns natalie, so im gonna stay away

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hey jay, there are some pretty kinky sluts that i know, so if you ever want to exchange....

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'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

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This kid at my school boned a really hot chick at a party cept' he didn't have a condom so he used a paper bag....the fucken most retarded thing i have ever heard.

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some kid in my school used saran wrap

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'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

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GodDAM that chick in the Ralph Lauren ads is hot.

And about the saran wrap, that was in Grease.

''damn it TAK, you ruined everything''

-witchbaby666
 
why do you need your face during sex anyways...?

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Hey... If oprah asks me to do anything.. i'm doing it. FIRST of all, she's like the richest woman in th World... Second of all... look at those boobies ;)

 
there is no way he used a paper bag for a condom, that would be soooo uncomfortable for both of them, not to mention useless

FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK

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