Paper....things that piss you off

RAnderson

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lookin for things that piss you off i have to write this paper on SATIRE dont know if you know what it is but an example is like "when people follow around a certain crowd to be cool" stuff like that...got any ideas?
 
kids that try and be dumb example : a kid asks his friend hey did you study for that test last night and friend says yeah like 5 minutes then they think its funny but in reality the friend studied his ass off

does that work
 
when somebody tries to act like they are badass or a "rebel" and really are the exact opposite. ehm GLadison.
 
alot of white kids i know try and act poor. they go to a fucking private school and act like 1.50 for a gatorade is outrageuos. our school costs like 10 thousand a year, i think they can afford it.then you say they are rich and they are like "no dude i swear im poor. my house is small, and i have a camry." im not extremely wealthy but i live pretty comfortably; however, tell kids im a fucking millionare. i told kids my dad has like a bmw and a mercedes and they believed me. it pisses me off when people act poor even though they are middle class or above
 
"A Modest Proposal by Johathan Swift"

^ haha we just read part of that book thats why our teacher is having us write this paper
 
The only thing worse than a cheeseburger made by a dirty Russian is a burrito made by a white person. By Teddy Blank.

Often, I wander the streets at night in my hometown, alone, without direction or purpose; I just meander. Sometimes I get to thinking, which can be dangerous. I think about lots of things, mostly things that are relatively harmless but interest me nonetheless. Like that time in third grade when I broke my wrist because a girl came to tag me on the playground and I backed up and fell off the swingset. I think about that sometimes, because I swear to god, if I ever figure out who that girl was, I will chop her body into little pieces and install them in my hard drive or something like that.

Also, I think about digital cameras and the effect they have had on our society as a morally unclean cesspool of pornography, MySpace, Facebook, Webshots, and all other things of that nature. The internet is fucked up. Sometimes I ponder the existence of a mechanical pencil on the desk here, but not really. It kind of sucks.
 
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