Panty hoes

[siversex]

my freind stole one of my moms stockings and started messing around with it. he fucking took it and covered his dick and balls like a giant condom. he threw it on the couch and my mom came downstairs and took it back!

 

[CZA]

SUPER

 

[Notorious_BLT]

what the fuck....

 

[d_moore_20]

Fuck thats nasty shit!

 

[Avifarer]

IM sure your moms had a dick on her before

 

[whattheshit]

i gotta meet your mom if she gives your friends that kind of reaction.

 

[sherpachlo]

haha does your mom know?

 

[siversex]

no

 

[Jorgen.]

hahaha

 

[ProducerXXX]

Haha, that's gross.

One time my friends were over to a girl's house. I called the house and left a message "from JCPenny" saying black satin bustier was in for pick up. To this day they still think it's real.

And then we found her parent's sex books with filled out surveys from the 80's. Hilarious.

 

[saucybiscuits]

wow. im sure that ur mom really enjoys the fact that you r sharing this with the freeskiing world.

 

[DynastarriderGP]

ewwwww

 

[sn0wbl0w]

k then they had sex right?