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[extravert]

So I was jumping, landed backseat, and got shin bang. Nothing too weird except that when I go up stairs I can't support weight with my right leg. I can walk perfectly fine, but when I put weight on that leg on stairs, it gives out. Anyone know what causes this and how long it takes to go away?

 

[icon1234]

You prob sprained your knee...

RICE it for the next couple of days, if you see no improvement in like idk 4 days or id make an appt with a real doctor.

 

[k-rob]

you have herpes.

 

[dex.]

came in here to say this.

but i think you are just being a pussy. rub some dirt on it

 

[Skiing.Nz]

You have gained an extra chromosome when you got shinbang. You are now downsyndrome.

 

[SketchySwiss]

^ ahah

not sure with you're description but you might have shin splints!?

 

[Ski_Alot]

its aids of course

 

[Ski_Alot]

actually i revise my analysis... you have entere an important part of a women's life, you have entere menopause...

 

[I_Am_Mod]

my diagnosis would be congo-fever ...

 

[HeadyTopper]

I lost a cousin a few years back to similar symptoms.

Still haven't found her.

 

[gyarados]

does your "D" key not work or something?

 

[Dr.NS]

youre boned

 

[I_Am_Mod]

/end thread ...

 

[Steeze_Minister]

Eastern Equine Encephalitis or EEE

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

youre probably turning gay

 

[Canadaski]

HA HA

 

[elemeno89]

have you been to the dentist recently?

 

[Larry.Lawnmower.]

When your shin came into contact with your boot a very interesting thing happened. You see ski boots are a natural breeding ground for bats, so when your shin came into contact with the boot some bat sperm was transferred to your skin. And since everyone knows that there are bat embryos in your shin you're gonna be a proud father of 3-5 bats. Congratulations!

 

[cheaaaaaa]

its the black lung

 

[FBGM]

 

[cheaaaaaa]

... or you may have bruised you cartilage/ meniscus

 

[GORILLA.]

erectile disfunction.

 

[terrible_skier]

It sounds like it might be yeast infection. sorry bro

 

[ForeverYung]

AIDS, YOU HAVE AIDS

 

[extravert]

update: my shins have stopped hurting.

My doctor said it was mad cow.

 

[yuck]

one time I couldnt walk on my right leg either, my doctor told me it was Alzheimer's. I think. It's a little hazy.

 

[GayWolf420]

It's lupus.

 

[[evan]]

you have testicular cancer. Sorry doodman

 

[HamFaceGirl]

someones in 8th grade bio...

 

[Lansfield]

did someone pee in your butt recently? that usually gives alot of unknown and weird symptoms.

 

[[evan]]

8th grade is pysics not bio

bio us 7th grade

 

[NinetyFour]

Deffinatley this. He has a limp leg.

 

[JordanButtfart]

Most likely you have had an erection that lasted for more than four hours in your lifetime.

 

[ChuckTesta]

ignore these idiots you have clearly just had your first miscarriage which could intern lead to aids herpes or even gonorrhea

 

[hot.pocket]

You have AIDS, I'm not only sure, I'm HIV positive.

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[sirschralpalot.]

its most likely a form of breast cancer.

 

[Steeze_Minister]

I'm sorry but I don't think you will ever be able to walk again

 

[El.Guapo]

you also have aids. sorry for the child

 

[Anathema]

mercury poisoning

 

[El.Guapo]

like jar squater but with a thermometer

 

[E.C.]

i see it

 

[El.Guapo]

wanna know how i know your gay?

 

[Ski_Alot]

come on man, HIV is the disease, aids is just an effect... dont you remeber health class?

 

[El.Guapo]

the gay gene?

 

[Steeze_Minister]

I would give you 3 maybe 4 days left to live

 

[BlakeG]

Is there a burning sensation when you pee?

 

[StreetsOfRage]

PAGING DOCTOR FAGGOT

 

[wreck.yoself]

take some percs and you wont have to worry about stairs, you'll just end up floating up them

 

[El.Guapo]

yes?

 

[StreetsOfRage]

herro mai nammeee is petter choa.

 

[El.Guapo]

uh herro. yeww sheee i no have any mooney. pre