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GnarBurger

GnarBurger

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i just dropped a knife and cut the tip of my toe off. I wrapped it ina tissue and duct tape. the nly problem is< my foot keeps spasming. Just thought u'd like to know.
 
It's probably to go to the doctors on this one. as much as i love duct tape i don't think its gonna do the trick here
 
you need to kick the knife to show it that no one is the boss of you. swift kick right to the pointy tip (thats its weak spot)
 
How does a knife "cut off" a part of your toe. That must be some huge knife. I could see a decent cut. But sure as hell not actually cutting a piece off.
 
or perhaps he is really really really really very really very tall, so when he dropped it out of his hands, it fell like 30 feet, thus picking up much momentum along the way.
 
haven't you ever watched tv before? you need to take the piece that was chopped onn the toe, put in in a pickle jar, and make a comedy about your tripi to the hospital! this story would sell for millions!

but seriously, people need to stop asking ns for medical advice, it's not very smart to be asking some pre-pubescent stoner teens what you should do if (insert medical problem here) happens to you
 
This reminds me of that one thread where the guy got his balls stuck in a power tool and just wrapped his nut sack in duct tape, and by the time he finally decided to go to the doctor he had to get his motherfucking dick cut off.
 
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