own thread club

so how the hell do i get in the club?!?!?!

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

I'm a one girl revolution.

You can't rape the willing.
 
i dunno, ask lateralis or somebody.

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
you need to get an oral 'interview' from me

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'

'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
 
what do u mean by oral 'interview'? why the quotation marks?

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

I'm a one girl revolution.

You can't rape the willing.
 
ooooh, no reasons

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'

'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
 
haha, just for old times sake...

Hey Mike, what if I bring the twins into the club with me? And we all know who they are...

___________________

-JefF-

Dave Likes Kittens.

*Viva La Vagina*
 
that's sooo cool! Excite Bike used to be my all time fav game!!! I miss my original nintendo... :-/

___________________

-JefF-

Dave Likes Kittens.

*Viva La Vagina*
 
i thought the twins were part of the package of indicting you

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'

'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
 
Yeah, i must say, shortschik does an excellent job. Is the fan on, or is the wind blowing?

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC

 
why the hell are people all like 'make me a thread so i can be in the club!' that's the gay way to get in, and they won't be in the OTC if they do that shit...so stop

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
i like fine wisconson cheeder cheese.

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

 
your parents had the dumbest idea ever...you

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
 
what the fuck is this shit

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
this isn't the 'I am bored thread' so move along...

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
hey andy that was a good one, cause it was true

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
Strange that i have over 2000 posts, don't post whore adn yet don't wish to be in the club...meh?

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Life's not a bitch,

Life is a beautiful women,

you only call her a bitch

because she won't let you get that pussy...-Aesop Rock

See all y'all at Session 3 of High North
 
Today I created a working design for perpetual motion, and sucked a dick. That's amazing. Let me in your club.

-Lauren

The Official Queen Marsipan of NS (and Stongbadia)

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont for got looks are blind'

-petek
 
lady one more complaint and ill shove a rape whistle up the mrs.va-j-j!

*$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$*

-Steve

.sms.session.four.
 
wow, brought back from the dead, eh?

___________________

- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

'I'm an accomplished, certified shitter.' - Jooky

'Thats called 'Stealingg' Money , its 'Illegal'.' - P-JO

'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd

'Detactive, it's TAP, not tax. You'd TAP that ass.' - Darksider17

RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH

N2S Media
 
i know not many of you know me or like me or whatever but im working on th 2g.

~Jameson~

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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL

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Well young ones, waaay back, when I was in my prime, I had quite a few threads discussing the finer points of me. me. and me. did I mention me? oh, cause I meant to. aaannd me. me again! yup, thats me! me.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
holy crap its back

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
whats with the current trend of bringing ridiculously old threads back?

wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty

 
haha yeah this is wack

DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0-Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
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