Overdosed from core-ness at sugarbush

Tannerhalscousin

Tannerhalscousin

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so I went to sugarbush for the first time today. First of all a dope ass mountain the main park is easily the sickest park I’ve ever skied and every rail was greasy asf and it was creative and chill to lap. I am pretty sure I overdosed on coreness, I would say about 80% of the park was wearing any tides, there were jetskiers flying everywhere and zootspacers lurking. not a single person wasn’t wearing arsenic. The first trick I see when I pull up to the park is a guy wearing a 2011 trench coat saga jacket down to his shins and pants sagged to his ankles like he’s taking a shit straight line around all the rails and lace up the fattest cork 3 on the last jump. Directly following this I see a man on jet skis holding a beer can at 8:30am swag out on some rails while leisurely sipping on his pbr. At this point I didn’t think this place could get more core but what I saw next rebuttaled this statement, I see the yellow pants, I see the teal flannel, I see the arsenic crewneck. Tall t dan flows through the park failing multiple lip on blind 2s and side jumping rails. Once this happened I blacked out from the coreness. Sugarbush is not for the faint hearted, I was not core enough for sugarbush and I payed the price.

**This thread was edited on Jan 22nd 2022 at 9:38:49pm
 
topic:Tannerhalscousin said:
not a single person wasn’t wearing arsenic.
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I see the yellow pants, I see the teal flannel, I see the arsenic crewneck.[/quote]

idk OP gonna have to get his story straight before I chime in
 
And you still haven’t learned!?!!! if u learned anything from the amount of coreness at bush is that you don’t speak of the coreness at bush
 
Just realized I failed in my reading comprehension. The double negative spun me.

so yeah that being said, OP painted a perfect picture of today. It was fire. I had so much fun.

next time say what up!
 
so I went to sugarbush for the first time today. First of all a dope ass mountain the main park is easily the sickest park I’ve ever skied and every rail was greasy asf and it was creative and chill to lap. I am pretty sure I overdosed on coreness, I would say about 80% of the park was wearing any tides, there were jetskiers flying everywhere and zootspacers lurking. not a single person wasn’t wearing arsenic. The first trick I see when I pull up to the park is a guy wearing a 2011 trench coat saga jacket down to his shins and pants sagged to his ankles like he’s taking a shit straight line around all the rails and lace up the fattest cork 3 on the last jump. Directly following this I see a man on jet skis holding a beer can at 8:30am swag out on some rails while leisurely sipping on his pbr. At this point I didn’t think this place could get more core but what I saw next rebuttaled this statement, I see the yellow pants, I see the teal flannel, I see the arsenic crewneck. Tall t dan flows through the park failing multiple lip on blind 2s and side jumping rails. Once this happened I blacked out from the coreness. Sugarbush is not for the faint hearted, I was not core enough for sugarbush and I payed the price.
 
When Dan rolls up to the mountain, he has the best 2 skiers on the mountain roll out a red carpet for him so his @newbalance_t_house shoes don’t get dirty, and the top arsenic buyer iron out his teal flannel for him before putting it on.
 
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