Overcoming a breathalizer

eheath

eheath

Active member
Staff member
ok well this kid got busted at a party(along with a select few) and he had prob 5-6 beers, enough to blow a good number to get him an MIP, well i guess b4 he got it he faked hyperventalating or somthing and he blew zeros, and ppl saw him drink, so we no he wasnt faking it, any of this happen to u guys or somthing like it? (o yeah he was really high 2 if that matters)

i also heard gum or mouthwash makes it worse cause of the natural alcohols in them or somthing?

whats up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

high north session 2
 
what isn't there to understand here, he faked hyperventalating which contingently means he faked blowing into the breathalizer.... you need to blow into the breathalizer with a full breath and for a certain amount of time for it to work, not just a little puff or whatver

 
are you guys actually that stupid .. none of that shit would ever work you guys are so dumb omg omg omg your sooooo dumb ahahha

 
I heard that if you literally puke in the breathalizer it will screw up the electronics inside it, and you'll be fine

Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
they arent supposed to be able to do it within a half hour of you smoking a cig, so light up right before its your turn, or as soon as you see them coming.

mark

one good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain
 
^same shit different pile.

they tried mouthwash, gum, batteries, pennies. the mouthwash actually made the level higher, cuz it has alcohol in ot. nothing they tried worked

_________________________________________

__________

Do you suffer from uncontrollable urges to spin, jib and jump off random objects??? if so... we can help. join the "uncontrolable urges to spin off things... while wearing shoes cult" today!!

There once was an man from Nantucket

Whos wife Linda would constantly suck it

He said one day, I think Ill be gay

And stuck his cock into Lord_Piot-Skihobo

 
heres how you beat it: don't take it! unless your driving a car its an unlawful personal search so if i cop says to take a breathalizer say no thanks

M~M~C

poach: To take or appropriate something unfairly or illegally (you know what I'm talking about)

 
^Yep, exactly. Meanwhile, if you're driving a car and need to beat it, you're a useless drunk driving asshole who should ram his car into a telephone pole before you kill someone more worthwhile...

 
^^ good point i heard the myth about tums but i doubt its true driving drunk is stupid

-Alex-Rock the SteezeRepresentin the 212 and 607

If you ain't rubbin' you ain't dubbin'
 
Best way to beat a breathalyzer is don't drink. I've found not drinking cuts down on the DWIs as well.

***Hire a teenager while they still know everything.***

 
most likely^

------------------------------

"Now, Iannick Broulette, if that is your real name, I noticed your wearing an orange coat, would you call yourself the orange master?"

"uhhh, I dont,... uhh, no I don't think so"

Josh Berman while interveiwing Iannick B at last years Orage Masters

"Cut your Board in Half and do it again and we'll give you a t-shirt"

Dave Chrihton after the snowboarder greased the c-rail at D-Camp

 
yeah thatl prolly work

_________________________________________

_________

-Ryan

breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5

 
Because some mouthwash and cough syrup with the results, if you can prove that you had just used some prior to the breathalizer in court they might have to rule that the test was inacurate and that would mean they couldnt use it as evidence.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
^ but if u get pulled over and say that its mouthwash theyll just wait it out for like 20 mins and then test u again

_______________________________________

Fuck off signature

Representin the 518

LINE KICKS ASS
 
reese's pb cups. it works

_______________________

Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski. What else is there?

Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

*Northeast*
 
at this one partyi was at the cops busted this one kid who was drunk asked to go to the bathroom and what he did was, washed his hands and licked his hands and the soap then took the breathizer and passed it was insane i was so ammazed.

 
In most states blowing is just a formality. They usually have enough to arrest you and mandate a blood test from the field sobriety tests(walk the line, touch your nose, ect). If you decline to give blood you'll be charged with DUI and lose your licence any way.

Don't drink and drive . . . you have no idea what it's like to tell a mother and or father that their "baby" is dead because of some idiot or that their "baby" was the idiot that just killed someone!!!!

*
'Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.'-Dave
Barry
*
'Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.'-Author Unknown

 
ask for a blood test. itll give you some time to sober up

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
i read about this case in law class, where a guy got off a DWI because when he was pulled over, he sorta held together acting sober for long enough to grab his bottle of whiskey from the car and chug as much of it as he could. then the test showed an enormous amount of blood alchohol but they couldnt proove it wasnt just from him chugging it after he got out of the car, so they could only get him on hazardous driving or something, but not the DWI

********OTTATREAL*********

It aint me, it aint me, I aint no senators soOOonnN, it aint me, it aint meEEE, I aint no fortunate oOONNE
 
who ever the lawyer was for that case missed the whole "metabolizm" argument. My law teachers wife was driving home from a christmas party, she had just had 2 drinks befor she left. They had to go threw a checkpoint along the way (about 5 minutes from their home), and the police were sure that she had been drinking, so they gave her a breatolizer and she passed. They waited 10 minutes, gave her another, which she passed. They decied to take her to the station anways and when they got there they made her take another one, which she failed. She was charged with drinking and driving. She had all charges droped because at the time she was driving home, her blood alcohol content was within legal limits and when the alcohol from the 2 drinks she had befor she left entered her blood streem, she would have been safely at her home.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
brethalizers take your saliva not breath. At least thats what ive heard.

http://www.Free360XBOX.com/?r=18913397

Free Xbox 360, it actually works, from the makers of gratis networks. if your going to sign up anyway do it through me

 
i heard if you suck on a bunch of pennies it makes the level rediculously high, so that its obviously a mistake... but if they disproved that on mythbusters, it cant be true

-------------------

Member # 2038
 
ok so im going to get drunk, wash my mouth out with soap, eat a reeses cup, drive home really fast so my metabolism cant screw me, and if a cop stops me, ask him the source code for the breathilzer machine or other information they dont know...

back to the original
 
if you have been drinking and have to take one your screwed.

====================

chill

It's my medicine
 
some guy near me was in the newpaper for drinking and driving and when he got pulled over he was trying eating his underware so he would beat the test.

 
ya im pretty sure you cant beat it, there are so many other ways to prove youve been drinking and cops arnt stupid but sometimes there nice so just take the punishment and see what happens

__________________

put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
They've ran like all those test, cept for the guy eating is shorts, and none of them help the test, so if you have to do it, your screwed

 
In Washington you can be UNDER 21 and blow a .02 and not get arrested.

MT BAKER REPRESENT
 
Like someone else said, DON'T TAKE IT. You only have to if you've been driving. The cops will make it seem like you have to take it, but you don't. If you're of age, boozing as soon as you step out of the car might actually work. But you shouldn't get pulled over driving drunk in the first place.

 
you can drink mouthwash right before then blow a high level and tell them you just had some mouthwash. i heard mustard nuetralizes it also? i will never drink and drive so i dont have to worry

parents im not tellin your kids to smoke, you see, cause if they just say no, it'd be mo fo me.

-Devin The Dude
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top