Outrageous claims

[walterson]

a russian aerialist and bdog have fairly similar styles

 

[PositiveSpin]

Chestnuts are lazy. I also invented the question mark.

 

[715.]

As a child I had my head cracked open by a golf club and I was stung by a jellyfish

 

[PM4FreeJiberish]

Bode Miller should have won Skier of the year, he has way more steeze n style than Henrik

 

[theabortionator]

I can travel threw the internet and kill you right now

 

[theabortionator]

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herp derp

 

[babysteeze84]

I met Chuck Norris. And lived.

 

[Dode]

I hit Chad's Gap while ski patrol was blowing it up and having sex with Maude Raymond and I broke my ankles

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

i fuked you're mum

 

[Karma_Police]

I don't want to sleep with Sierra Quitiquit.

 

[Z.J.H.]

Dumont deserved to wi X-games big air with that double frontflip.

 

[PackBombs]

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[sagesnow]

My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy

 

[Wulfty]

I managed to sit through an entire Friday night lineup on Cartoon Network without changing the channel or getting up during commercials

 

[AxisBoutique]

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[SFB]

whatever dude, i was banging maude raymond and sierra quitquit while jumping chads gap, and i jumped over tanner while he was breaking his ankles while it was being blown up and i DIDNT break my ankles.

 

[StangelDangle]

a vampire is the best person in your video edits

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

you are not the father

 

[Blurst]

I am evan heaths bottom boy

 

[brotherdad]

I performed a garage abortion on the chairlift once. Still have that old rusty hanger.

 

[John18_6]

What. The. Fuck.

 

[caddyshack]

Hiked Mt. Everest and skied down switch, all in the same day

 

[stizzle]

Did I ever tell you about the time I invented snowboarding?

 

[ilikefood]

Ted Ligety loves FIS

 

[almc]

nick goepper should have won king of style

 

[AustinPowers]

Beat me to it

 

[Nate.Dog]

I haven't slept with Sierra Quitquit.

 

[jthyer]

TYW is like 20 now, and still sucks

 

[Aladeen]

I coined the phrase "pee in her butt"

 

[qeefmasterflex]

OP is cool guy

 

[galardogod]

I know the duck dynasty guys

 

[last_tango]

i deny any allegations of peeing in her butt.

 

[coling]

Lies!

 

[.mnr.]

the faunt got smaller

 

[-benedetto]

Solid post

 

[mski]

East coast skiers suck

 

[Shredsterr]

I am Rob Ford's crack dealer

 

[freestyler540]

I overheard some parent talking about how they skied everest from to to bottom

 

[Fitz_]

Tom wallisch sucks compared to big air dave

 

[CosmicBrownie]

OP is a cool guy

 

[catsRjerks]

I skied from bottom to top /claim

 

[NoSkillsCrew]

I met huck norris and lived.

 

[Kreech]

If you slow roast them while they're still alive, the meat comes out more tender.

 

[milk_man]

I know where drama llama is

 

[himay5]

Grizzy Adams had a beard.

 

[saskskier]

I know how to get to Chad's Gap from the bottom of Alta.

 

[ZAHNER]

blew a load on some triple E's