Out of towners

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Line1260

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In my opinion, people skiing who dont know how to ski are fucking funny.

Last year, a trick done when these drunk hicks decide to hit the park and go upside down and die was named the Out-of-towner Up-side-downer. Its cool to watch people do. Laughing at other people is cool...

Fuck You!
 
until they get seriously hurt and the jump gets knocked down. those fuckers. thats what happened at our mountian, right befor the 'big air' comp. it was lame

 
they usually fly down the slope out of control and take out some innocent bystander in the process.

The many words of phattim 'slutted, rad, tubular, gutted, gumby.'
 
yeah at my hill directly down from the main run is a embankment and then the parking lot and you would be amazed at how many rednecks mange to fly up the embankment and into a car after straighlineing the hill

 
let me guess, these people wear starter jackets or nike jackets and have track pants on?

How many boots could three Phils fill if three Phils could fill boots?
 
hehe, oh yeah, and jeans, and cats that say 'I am Monkeyboy'

-My Mom Says I'm Cool

*Down With The Crazed Posting Bros!*
 
Those types of people are sooo funny to watch until they hit you, get a jump knocked down or fuck something else up. Then it realy sucks

 
hahaha...we call out of towners...the carhart family. bescause all of the ranchers in south dakota bring their families to go skiing and they all have carharts on...its funny

'mom...air is our friend'...c.r. johnson
 
dont listen to AppSkier..he is one of these so called out of towners..he straight lines his home mountain all the time and in the process usually takes out small innocent children(my brother last year suffered a broken arm because of this kid) basically he CANT SKI or JIB or anything else for that matter..and yes he rides in a starter jacket and track pants which are actually sort of pretty they match the huge motorcycle helment that he rides in.

 
sometime this year, im gonna show up in rentals, my tight starter jacket, and some jeans with fleece gloves, and rip it up.....oh yeah, and a bright orange hat

 
at least i dont wear camo billy. thats the epitomy of the redneck skiers.

The many words of phattim 'slutted, rad, tubular, gutted, gumby.'
 
camo, is the gayist thing that anyone can were skiing. What so they think they are going to war or something. Plus if you get lost or covered in an avalanche and you are wearing snow camo it is way harder to find you.

 
You waht else is fun, When some lady goes off a 30'er and lands about10' later. Right where its the worst place to slam. Ya know where its going up. Then they double-eject and eat like fat kid on a Smartie. Joeys are so funny. i also love when some dumbass peolple are talking about skiing in school and when you see them on the hill they can barely stand up. Fakie Bird is one of my favorite moves.

-His froness

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ah yews, here in michigan, the Hoosiers tear it up in their starter/camo/jeans/neon skisuit/1973 smowmobile suit. Last year on my friends birthday, we all dresssed up as Hoosiers

Fuck You!
 
hehe, I'm soooo gonna dress as a hoosier all winter next year!!

-My Mom Says I'm Cool-

*I'm Down With The Crazed Posting Bros!*
 
The best thing about city rats is when they get to the mountain and the rear entries they've been sporting for the past twelve years are unbuckled and they can't make it up the slope to even get to the ticket counters. You have to hand it to them though, they will ski on the coldest day of the year with no hat or googles, maybe sunglasses, jeans preferably with holes, and shitty rental gear that almost gets them down the hill, until they realize that they don't knnow anythinbg about din settings and they eat shit off of any jump higher than the slough from a snowcat.'Do you realize the street value of this mountain?' Charles Demer, Better off Dead.

 
i have noticed alot of rich ladies with the huge fur collar coats and spandex pants with the nicest gear that cant even poll along the ground, they just waddle around.

The many words of phattim 'slutted, rad, tubular, gutted, gumby.'
 
it sucks travelling and being from outta town. In a ski town, there are no girls. so you go to the bar the 'locals' tell you to go to and its pretty dead - cuz the townies are all partying down the street. So you finally find a crowded bar, and theres like 4 females in the whole place and 2 are butt, one is so-so and the hottie is surrounded by horny, desperate locals with more of an in than you. as the night progresses, you even get elbowed away from the snaggle tooth bitches and townies fight like Lebs - 4000 on 3, so you cant do jack. Then the ladies get bored and go home, then its time to make yourself scarce cuz the frustrated, testosterone loaded natives are restless and lookin for face to beat. So you go home drunk and horny an try to drink some water so you can peel your face off the pillow and ski the next morning. So I call the going home and jerking off to scrambled porn with your 8 male roomates the 'local yokel chicken chokal' cuz thats the closest thing to play you'll ever get in a ski town, unless its Golden BC, where the narsties flow like wine. goddamn I love 'golden girls'.

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

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