Out of toilet paper

[come_at_me_bro]

So here I am on a Thursday night sitting on my toilet, eating lucky charms and surfing some doubtlessly illegal sites (the usual shiznick). I am taking the worlds largest shit, while cussing out geek douchebags on the intrawebz and watching things that would give older people cardiac arrest. It is at this time when i realize that i am out of toilet paper [/i] . Not to worry, my sisters american girl book of HELP! is there, which serves the purpose just fine. I smell like shit though. Some day, I have no doubt that a higher power will wreak vengeance on me, like sucking my testicles into my body when im about to bang some goddess. For now though, I can live without a social life for a day, so I guess that I am just telling you this because my porn download has stopped.

Thats all

 

[Moosen]

 

[Downtofilm]

first thing that came to mind when i read the title

 

[GANDALF]

Fucking nsg in the summer

 

[come_at_me_bro]

goddamn, what else are we gonna do?

 

[timmi]

and by the way- do you mean porn by illegal sites? What were you doing a solo blumpkin?

 

[DidrikSterud]

im in exact same situation right now, sucks bigtime

 

[hoodratz47]

 

[BIGben*]

God i love nsg in summer!!

 

[.spaghetticat.]

i loled

 

[come_at_me_bro]

im bored so bump

 

[[-mvee-]]

theres just nothing like taking a big shit