OUCHIES!

sirjibsalot

sirjibsalot

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i slid this rail at my resort its about wait high and 15 feet long i did about 3 times that day. i went to go do it again and i fell halfway on the rail and landed on my package on the rail and slide the rast of the rail on my nuts and i came out on my ski skied for about 10 feet and fell over because of the pain.

it hurt try not land on your nuts.

-Cause im a Cracka-
 
I've never done that, thankfully, but it looks like it would kill. Can't you rupture your balls.

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Ive heard your nuts are as fragile as your eyeballs (some kid in paintball got shot in the nuts bad and went to a doc), and I sure wouldnt wanna ever land on my eyeballs, but who knows.

 
join the club, when i racked my self, i was sliding then slipped off and my nuts bounced and hit the rail twice it was really painfully

 
i was sliding this big rail up at sunshine and i came off and smoked my face so hard on the snow at the end. i think i almost broke my nose cause its all screwed up

Prime founder and leader of the Eat you Carrots religious group. The snow god likes when you eat carrots.

~~Phatt Phunkin' Phreerider~~
 
thats the one reason i dont like doing rails. i almost nutted myself last time up. it was on a rail thats only like 8 feet long too. i started to get out of it too early.... scary stuff.

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i dont do rails, most of the time, cus i tried one, and i almost nutted it, and i just dont think it is fun. jumping is fun.

 
i did my first rails yesterday and i almost nutted twice but both times i was able to lean back and take it in the tailbone. still hurt though

 
were you the guy with enemy's up at sunshine today? i saw this guy rack himself pretty bad on that smaller rail at the bottem

Prime founder and leader of the Eat you Carrots religious group. The snow god likes when you eat carrots.

~~Phatt Phunkin' Phreerider~~
 
hahaha nutting ureself sucks...never done it on a rail but I have in lacrosse and in europe they have low poles all over the fuckin place and I wasn't paying attention and walked into one...hahaha

Why do you guys say, 'I have to take a shit' when you just leave it there?' JF learning english
 
haha, yeah dude I have sacked twice before and it hurt soooo bad! man!

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I think rails are fun even though i cant really do them. I guess you cant help getting racked once in a while.

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'Enough of your sexually suggestive dancing, bring the ranch dressing hose!'-Homer

 
no i had the candides

i saw the guy with the enemys though he was skiing through the terrain park i never saw him rack himself though

-Cause im a Cracka-
 
Yo sirjibs I know that rail, its a killer. Jono were you there on saturday? I think I was the one you saw. I was wearing a red jacket, black pants, black helmet with stickers and pow airs. That hurt like a mother.

 
naw the guy i saw on saturday had enemys. but yeah, ive never been on rails that slid that fast

Prime founder and leader of the Eat you Carrots religious group. The snow god likes when you eat carrots.

~~Phatt Phunkin' Phreerider~~
 
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